What made you smile/happy today ?

[HG]

my (4 day) hangover is fucking off...

 

[Cold Ethyl]

Finally officially finished christmas shopping. Now to finish wrapping presents when the youngest goes to work and I have the house more or less to myself. Tablets charging can't watch to play with mine

 

[M.O.DENGLER]

my son came home yest because he's on leave. he will be home for ten days.

 

[D.O.A.]

Moved the lawnmower caught a flash of something reptilian under it moving towards my feet thought it was a fucking tiger snake, cunts of things are everywhere around here (I'm a near a creek) long story short I shit my pants momentarily until I realised it was a fucking blue tongue lizard, so I fed him some ham and named him Briggs & stratton 200ES

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[McM]

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And I thought you had to cut your nails again.

 

[killermfkaty]

Moved the lawnmower caught a flash of something reptilian under it moving towards my feet thought it was a fucking tiger snake, cunts of things are everywhere around here (I'm a near a creek) long story short I shit my pants momentarily until I realised it was a fucking blue tongue lizard, so I fed him some ham and named him Briggs & stratton 200ES

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I'll take him!

 

[killermfkaty]

I have finally got to see my brother after 6 motherfuckin years!!!

 

[snatch]

Realizing that warping my children MY way, is the best part of being a parent

 

[wino]

Moved the lawnmower caught a flash of something reptilian under it moving towards my feet thought it was a fucking tiger snake, cunts of things are everywhere around here (I'm a near a creek) long story short I shit my pants momentarily until I realised it was a fucking blue tongue lizard, so I fed him some ham and named him Briggs & stratton 200ES

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Tis the season for them. I gather you got red bellies and browns around the creek as well. Be careful bud i only need to worry about browns at work. Plus a dozen or so of the 2leg variety.

 

[killermfkaty]

I ignored my twat "mother" when she tried talk to me. Beautiful rejection!

 

[wino]

my son came home yest because he's on leave. he will be home for ten days.

Good news mate enjoy. Has he been given a dog yet ?

 

[mrln]

Good news mate enjoy. Has he been given a dog yet ?

not yet. still in school for an MP

 

[deviant2]

Moved the lawnmower caught a flash of something reptilian under it moving towards my feet thought it was a fucking tiger snake, cunts of things are everywhere around here (I'm a near a creek) long story short I shit my pants momentarily until I realised it was a fucking blue tongue lizard, so I fed him some ham and named him Briggs & stratton 200ES

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Great name.

 

[Rastis Jones Jr.]

my son came home yest because he's on leave. he will be home for ten days.

Give him my best wishes bro. Wishing you and the family a Merry Christmas and a great new year.

 

[wino]

Give him my best wishes bro. Wishing you and the family a Merry Christmas and a great new year.

All the best to ya rastis be safe bro

 

[D.O.A.]

I'll take him!

I'm gonna try catch it and let it go down near the river. Living under a lawnmower isn't a option.

 

[Rastis Jones Jr.]

All the best to ya rastis be safe bro

Back at ya' bro. Hope you and the family have a great Christmas and the best new year.

 

[mrln]

Give him my best wishes bro. Wishing you and the family a Merry Christmas and a great new year.

thanks bro. same to you,and stay safe.
thanks for your service.

 

[Cold Ethyl]

the kids faces when they opened their presents

 

[Graziani]

All the best to ya rastis be safe bro

its hard be safe in war