I'd be off my nut.Underneath the onion rings and mushrooms, that isn't a normal dinner plate, its one of those big fuckers that you serve on and it is 14 inches across, my normal Sunday dinner plate is only 11 inches.
Yes, Mint sauce on my kebab, the reason for only Mint sauce is that I have a bottle of my favourite brand of Chilli sauce in my fridge.
I don't drink that Stella piss, I drink Skol Super like what real Men drink!
Is there any thing else you'd like to know before I get drunk on Real Man's beer?






