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What's on the menu tonight?

Roight den Royston, ge ye chef gear

Had braised chicken with carrots, lemon and mustard mash.. simples
Chicken breasts
Douse it with pepper, salt, lotsa paprika
Pan, put butter in it
Melt
Throw chicken in, 6/7 minutes let it seal
Remove chicken, keep warm
Carrots, slice em.. lengthways
Throw em in the same pan u had the chick in
7minutes lurvely
Add flour, cook a minute, throw in some chicken stock n thyme, but more salt n pepper
Stir
Get your chicken back
Shove that ontop of the carrots
Cover the fucking pan
Leave it simmering, 20 mins
Meanwhile make some banging mash
I used "new potatoes" kept the skins on em, cut em into diddy bits, boiled.. with pepper, I like pepper
Drain mosta the water
Throw in as much butter as you can stomach
And a fuck tonne of mustard
Mash that shit up
Lurvely yellow lumpy spicy mess
Put that mashed mess on a plate
Open your chicken pan
Throw a sliced lemon in there
Mix it up
Pour juice onto mash
Throw carrots ontop of that
Put a nice chunk of chicken ontop of that
Bon appetit
Served with "once a knight" a sweet and citrus bitter ale
Lurvely
Fuck I'll bring you a plate if you bring me one?!?!
 
Yeah sure you can have a plate? Happy to trade them but I'm keeping the food lol
(Naw I'd cook for ya if you rocked up probably v.v, goes for everyone.. goregrish cookout at the woods people)
Best fuckin idea EVER but would never happen!!! We have people from the US to Romanian on here lol that would be fuckin amazing and then watch the Siberian Film on a huge screen!!!!
 
Best fuckin idea EVER but would never happen!!! We have people from the US to Romanian on here lol that would be fuckin amazing and then watch the Siberian Film on a huge screen!!!!
Siberian film is brill! My mum fucking hates it aha.. all these french extremity movies, my faves martyr's! Love that movie.

Well we can dream
I can host people! Even got an old school movie projector here lol
 
Hot chocolate
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