What made you smile/happy today ?

[Graziani]

Today is Friday. No work tomorrow.


Viagra day

 

[Abyss]

saw one of my jock bullies from high school for the first time in many years, he now has a beer belly and about 4 chins, and from the looks of it either homeless or just a slob. i made sure i said hi. its his time to be intimidated now that im a far cry from the bowlcut nerdy kid he used to harrass in recess.

 

[mrln]

Is there a workout for the butt too? I need more butt, seriously.

do you plan on doing this at home or at a facility?

 

[McM]

do you plan on doing this at home or at a facility?

At home. My arse needs a bit more of 'cushion' for riding bicycle in summer, I did a ride recently and it's a bit uncomfortable at the moment because I lost weight and musculature.

 

[mrln]

At home. My arse needs a bit more of 'cushion' for riding bicycle in summer, I did a ride recently and it's a bit uncomfortable at the moment because I lost weight and musculature.

14 No-Equipment Butt Exercises That Are Super Effective

Work out your butt wherever, whenever.

www.self.com

i see guys doing this also,in the gym.

 

[Blood_Sport]

The car passed it's MOT

 

[Humungus]

I saw a downs syndrome man fall over a dogs lead when it wrapped itself around him.

He looked up at me and said 'Min'. I agreed with him.

lol.

Was the dog ok ?

 

[Blood_Sport]

I saw a downs syndrome man fall over a dogs lead when it wrapped itself around him.

He looked up at me and said 'Min'. I agreed with him.

lol.

Quote of the day

 

[Blood_Sport]

Was the dog ok ?

He was unharmed but obviously upset.. he's been feeling a little down

 

[M.O.DENGLER]

Was the dog ok ?

I was hoping it would bite him, but it just jumped over him a bit.

 

[McM]

14 No-Equipment Butt Exercises That Are Super Effective

Work out your butt wherever, whenever.

www.self.com

i see guys doing this also,in the gym.

Thanks, Mr.LN

 

[HG]

£200 from a £1 bet... 😁

 

[Cold Ethyl]

Sleeping in and no one waking me up for a change. Slept till after 1:30 pm could go right back to sleep easily

 

[M.O.DENGLER]

Saw the same downs syndrome guy today.

Didn't say 'min' or fuck all.

Useless.

 

[DrY]

Saw the same downs syndrome guy today.

Didn't say 'min' or fuck all.

Useless.

Min!

 

[BeHappy⚕️]

I've just had one of the funnier innocent shopping moments for a while..
I've got this flat now, paid the first month and the bond and moved in early blah blah
Anyway.. I'm a tad ocd about kitchens.. ever since the first place I lived at (shared housing in teens) when the kitchen was a shithole and I ended up going fucking ape shit at everyone, making 6 out of the 7 my enemies and swiftly moving out...

So
The fridge here is fucked..
Looks fine.
Works fine
But the smell when opening it makes me gag which definitely ruins my cupsa tea.. which will not do at all.


So
I walked into the Lidl here, hood up, headphones over hood, rucksack on.. work boots, tattered denims etc
Went straight to the cleaning isle and bought
3 bottles of different bleach
3 kitchen and bathroom cleaner sprays
3 things of antibacterial wipes
Some mutli surface cleaners
Floor cleaner..
Sponges, scourers, cloths, Brillo pads, washing up liquid, etc etc..
A rucksack worth of cleaning stuff
And a beer

The woman who served me
Gave me the worst look ive been given in years lol.. she didn't say anything after the 3rd bleach (I think the way I basically snatch things from the counter and pack them in my bag doesn't help)

So yeah despite how innocent my intentions were (cleaning the fucking fridge.. might have gone overboard but stuff was cheap)
Pretty sure she thinks I'm off to clean the blood from my floor and utensils

 

[BeHappy⚕️]

An after all that
I forgot the god damned shake n vac..

 

[BeHappy⚕️]

Going to have to get this on really

 

[BeHappy⚕️]

I'm enjoying Lidl ATM (sad as fuck)
I missed town today (everything shut at 5, it's been busy here.. I missed everything)
So
I went to Lidl with the intention of buying a plate, or plates.. and a towel but I forgot that.

They don't sell plates

However
They had a banging set of knives, big monster knives and a few that you'd actually use.. so I bought the big ol' pack of knives, very sharp..
I also bought (this might not be funny to anyone but me, honestly though.. it has made my day)
A new bedsheet.. and duvet cover..


I got to the till
The same girl who served me when I bought my £20 worth of bleach and cleaning stuff yesterday was at the till (I saw her and went to that till deliberately, the opportunity was too good)
There was a woman Infront of me

The moment I put the (I love this) knives and the bed sheet on the conveyor belt thing she clocked me.. and gave me an even worse look than last time lmao..

So anyway she I.D'd me obviously :') and I pulled out by battered brown over used ruin of a passport..
She looked annoyed and spent a while looking at it and at me.. then served me..
(So far all she knows is I've bought fuck tonnes of cleaning stuff, a set of knives, and sheets)
So I said
"You'd never guess what I'm up to tonight would you"
And she gave me this little glance
Then when I packed and walked off
I said
"The things we'll do for love hey, crazy times"

:')
That will sustain me all night

 

[wino]

So sitting around eating the beaut barby i cooked for dinner. 2 adults 2 kids MY kid (11yr old girl ) says casual like.....
"My friend at school says testicals have taste buds"

Surprisingly no one spat out the food in their mouths at the time but fuck did we all laugh. I love my daught.