People going ape shit to buy toilet paper.

[SatansFreshCoffee]

Over the past few days, people have been buying fuck tons of toilet paper and tissues due to the Corona virus. (Just a heads up we only have under 10 people infected and one dead) so people are buying it like they actually need it...Here in QLD we only had a few cases yet people in my area but people are ramming down the Woolworth doors thinking it's the end of the world. Now we gotta wipe our asses with tissues (if we can even get any). Ya'll taking all the TP need to stop. We all have asses to wipe. Not to mention, most can food is gone and shelves are empty. It legit feels like we going into WWIII rn...

 

[Smokinrav]

And disinfectant, wipes, hand sanitizer, bottled water etc....

PANIC TIME!

 

[Graziani]

USA have any problem about toilet paper?

 

[Smokinrav]

Nope, just left the store, fully stocked on that, at least here in chicagoland. I'm considering laying in a supply.
No freaking out with food, either.

 

[D.O.A.]

Lol@people who think toilet paper is a priority, idiot preppers gonna idiot

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

Fuckin People R losing their Shit,b'cuz it's in the News every Fkn Day; It's Ridiculous Guy's! Look up the Numbers! The regular Flu Virus killed over 12,000 people from October 1'st thru to this February, And could b as High as 30,000...I'm not Shittin Ya'z; Check it out for Yourselves...Don't get caught up in their Bullshit Scare Tactics! I can't believe this Shit!...SP

 

[Brainfart]

I read that all the canned soup has been getting bought out. If, in the end times I have to eat that shit, I will be goin out with a bang. Andy Warhol only ate Campbell's soup and what a fine example of an athletic specimen of human he was... I reckon canned soup is only a small step up from dog food...

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

It's better to have toilet paper and not need it than to need toilet paper and not have it.

 

[Brainfart]

It's better to have toilet paper and not need it than to need toilet paper and not have it.

Just wash your ass under the kitchen tap...
Problem solved...

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

Just wash your ass under the kitchen tap...
Problem solved...

What are gonna do when the Coronavirus gets in the water supply? A lime up your ass doesn't sound so silly, or gay, now does it?

 

[Brainfart]

What are gonna do when the Coronavirus gets in the water supply? A lime up your ass doesn't sound so silly, or gay, now does it?

But that dick thing is near the mouth of your avatar again..

 

[Brainfart]

What are gonna do when the Coronavirus gets in the water supply? A lime up your ass doesn't sound so silly, or gay, now does it?

lmfao

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

But that dick thing is near the mouth of your avatar again..

It's a lime now.

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

I read that all the canned soup has been getting bought out. If, in the end times I have to eat that shit, I will be goin out with a bang. Andy Warhol only ate Campbell's soup and what a fine example of an athletic specimen of human he was... I reckon canned soup is only a small step up from dog food...

Your probably right about the soup my friend! I make mine from scratch!...SP

 

[Guipago]

Was in town(small country town NSW) Wednesday & the fuckers were going ape shit over shit roll, I'm with Brainfart wash it under a tap.

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

It's better to have toilet paper and not need it than to need toilet paper and not have it.

Well,I can definitely agree with that...I guess India will b the only ones laughing in that Department,lmao...SP

 

[D.O.A.]

What are gonna do when the Coronavirus gets in the water supply? A lime up your ass doesn't sound so silly, or gay, now does it?

So you can catch a cold virus from drinking PH treated water? Or the flu? Is that what you're telling us?

 

[Brainfart]

So you can catch a cold virus from drinking PH treated water? Or the flu? Is that what you're telling us?

It depends if they got that Asian bish who was coughin all over the elevator buttons Hocking lewgies in the water supply...

 

[D.O.A.]

It depends if they got that Asian bish who was coughin all over the elevator buttons Hocking lewgies in the water supply...

If you swallowed a glass full of water cut with her snot you could make that argument but to think the entire water supply can be compromised by a virus like the flu is pretty dumb, almost as stupid as making TP a stockpile priority, taking a shit would be the last of our problems if say the black death returned, "oh my god how will I wipe my ass". Fucking idiots lol

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

So you can catch a cold virus from drinking PH treated water? Or the flu? Is that what you're telling us?

Ph, shmee-H. It came from China. Nothing that comes from China works like it's supposed to. It could be radioactive. Has anybody even checked the virus for radiation? Who was even talking about drinking it?