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What's on the menu tonight?

View attachment 420530Shrimp,steamed veggies&
garlic bread was tonite's fare... My sister kids me about how I fuss just because it's the 2 of us,but I say presentation is everything!!!


I'm always amazed at how small portions some of you kids eat. That's only about 8 shrimp at most. When I do a shrimp boil, I cook 3 lbs. at a time.

I can't believe that fills you up for dinner.

I dont want to sound arrogant but I would put my lasagna up against any other lasagna. It weighed 26lbs and was all eaten and send home fir doggy bags the same day!

Lasagna can be good if it's got enough meat in it and has a mixture of cheeses. I'm not a huge pasta person, but I'd do it.

The trick is, can you make it with wheat pasta?
 
Weber games.
Jalapeno poppers with yummo stuff.
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"Whatever are we gunna do with you!"
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Skoff!
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Today's Cakery Bakery lesson wasn't so much of a lesson, more of a joint effort. Daughters best friends first Wedding Anniversary was today so this cake was knocked up at short notice, Daughters bestie likes stars and had a star themed wedding so a star cake seemed appropriate. Daughter did the basic cake and wifey did the decoration as daughter didn't feel confident enough to do it herself and wanted it to look good for her friend.
Another fucking cake I won't be getting a piece of!

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Why is that star spreading it's legs?
 
Those are some spread ass star legs, gladstone
Stars don't have legs and neither do cayuks. You know the part of my post where I said "short notice"? Well we don't happen to own a star shaped baking tray so the star was cut from two rectangle sponges. It had to have a big enough centre to fit the writing on and it had to fit on the only cake board that we had. Its a fucking cake in the shape of a star, its gonna get eaten and be shat out, its not gonna be hung up on a wall in a fucking Art Gallery! Why so picky over a fucking cake?.......oh I get it now......you're fucking jelly cos you won't be getting a piece either!
 
Stars don't have legs and neither do cayuks. You know the part of my post where I said "short notice"? Well we don't happen to own a star shaped baking tray so the star was cut from two rectangle sponges. It had to have a big enough centre to fit the writing on and it had to fit on the only cake board that we had. Its a fucking cake in the shape of a star, its gonna get eaten and be shat out, its not gonna be hung up on a wall in a fucking Art Gallery! Why so picky over a fucking cake?.......oh I get it now......you're fucking jelly cos you won't be getting a piece either!
I do like cake.....even whore star gaping cakes

Im sure daisy,s starlike friend wont object to such a fine display of lascivious starcrotched, home made constellation improprieties at her mud wrestling contest
 
That's EXACTLY what I was thinking!.........I think................
Pie is better

And the crustmanship would have to be bang on
 
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