Dreams Thread

[Legendary Fuckwad]

Last night I had a dream that I asked a chubby troll looking chick if I could touch her weird lumpy ass. Of course she said yes.

 

[Crusty Santa]

Nicotine patches and especially the gum give me bad dreams. Or lots of dreams I should say. I'd leave the gum in my cheek and sort of hope it'd not choke me to death in the night

I've heard nicotine patches do that. I wonder why that is...

 

[Rabidface]

I've heard nicotine patches do that. I wonder why that is...

I'm going to take a wild guess.... Its cos of the nicotine...
The dreams are so vivid and if you have a nice one it's great but a bad one is fkin awful. Wet dreams are pretty epic..
I still have them cos I don't blow my load often enough. The only time I'm horny is when I wake up in the middle of the night with a boner. It is due to the methadone and heroin. But I'm not the usual scruffy junky I swear. Plz don't despise me.

 

[girl101]

Wow a happy thread

 

[Crusty Santa]

Wow a happy thread

Now I don't dream at all. Good times, fare well dreams of obese gold men.

 

[Rabidface]

My dream last night involved me racing an ostrich on a BMX track and giving a coworker $100 for lunch.

Were you on a bmx? Did you win?
You know what that means, you are struggling to keep up with your partner (the bird) as she is rushing towards something.
Or you were hungry and want some giant drumsticks. As you were starving.

 

[Legendary Fuckwad]

Were you on a bmx? Did you win?
You know what that means, you are struggling to keep up with your partner (the bird) as she is rushing towards something.
Or you were hungry and want some giant drumsticks. As you were starving.

i was on the bird.

 

[HG]

my mate dreamt that he was made of toasted cheese and everyone started eating him - ill never forget that...

 

[Rabidface]

Last night I had a dream that I asked a chubby troll looking chick if I could touch her weird lumpy ass. Of course she said yes.

I remember a dream I had when very young, or nightmare I should say.
You know the nazi in Indian Jones who melts his hand on the gold gem dealy? Well he climbed out of the TV in the front room of the house we used to live in until I was 11 so I will have been younger than that when I had the Dream. Anyway, he climbs out the TV and is coming for me. I left the house and ran off in my street which looked right but with some changes. I was running and when I would look back he'd be just behind me walking but somehow keeping up with me. I ended up running around the block while he walked slowly but kept up with me until I got back home and I had the idea if I eject the VHS he would disappear, so I remember being on my knees in front of the video pressing eject. The VHS machine was one where the tape comes out of the top and I couldn't get it to work. Then I turned around and he was walking in my house in his long black coat on. Trenchcoat! That's it I struggled to think of that name! I was thinking mac for some reason.
So I saw him coming in straight towards me and I managed to wake myself up.
The end. Not much to it but I remember it clearly. It was a summers evening when the sky is orangey.
I also had a nightmare after looking at the cover of the shining. Not any part of the film, just looking at the VHS cover gave me a nightmare. I'll not bore you with another long story

 

[HG]

pro tip: shorter is better...

 

[Rabidface]

pro tip: shorter is better...

I know! I keep doing it. I slaver on while a bit drunk.
Sorry about that ill keep things shorter for the foreseeable future.

 

[mrln]

my mate dreamt that he was made of toasted cheese and everyone started eating him - ill never forget that...

YOU WERE LICKIN THE CRUST....

 

[Rabidface]

i was on the bird.

Oh wow this is interesting. This means that you will beat anything aslong as you are on the journey with your partner.
No shit I lernded this at a proper university

 

[HG]

wtf - lmao...what did you take - dream studies?...

 

[HG]

hows the job hunting going?...

 

[mrln]

wtf - lmao...what did you take - dream studies?...

i did yes... even read a lot of books by freud. sigmond freud. still have some of the books. dreams are very interesting and informative of ones inner psyche. kinda like a self prediction. even hidden answers to questions you might have. its just learning to interpret them. just not by a dream dictionary either. cool stuff bro.

 

[Rabidface]

wtf - lmao...what did you take - dream studies?...

The course was called "Dreams and how to bullshit about them convincingly"
I got nvq3 and city and guilds 229/3.
I also studied "Qualifications and how to bullshit about them convincingly"
I got a Btec HNC in that one.

 

[HG]

i did yes... even read a lot of books by freud. sigmond freud. still have some of the books. dreams are very interesting and informative of ones inner psyche. kinda like a self prediction. even hidden answers to questions you might have. its just learning to interpret them. just not by a dream dictionary either. cool stuff bro.

yeh, i was talking to rabid but great, cool, wtg...should have studied the predicion books better tho...

 

[HG]

The course was called "Dreams and how to bullshit about them convincingly"
I got nvq3 and city and guilds 229/3.
I also studied "Qualifications and how to bullshit about them convincingly"
I got a Btec HNC in that one.

wtf do you work as now?...

 

[Rabidface]

i did yes... even read a lot of books by freud. sigmond freud. still have some of the books. dreams are very interesting and informative of ones inner psyche. kinda like a self prediction. even hidden answers to questions you might have. its just learning to interpret them. just not by a dream dictionary either. cool stuff bro.

Is there another Freud who's well known? Apart from Jimmy Freud the taxi driver