What made you smile/happy today ?

[morefiend]

Omg are you okay?
The cops are just standard by there.

 

[PinkE]

Omg are you okay?
The cops are just standard by there.

Hit the bitch screaming that shit

 

[D.O.A.]

 

[Ivan Drago]

My damn plant seeds haven't arrived yet.

 

[PinkE]

All the Californians that moved here are in shock for what's coming, this is Colorado, bitches😍

 

[Wolf]

My damn plant seeds haven't arrived yet.

Those the ones from china? Check your address. Everybody else has been receiving them.

 

[Michael Hernandez]

my wife shutting up

 

[King-Rory]

I was outside having a fag in the garden. My daughter comes outside and says "It stinks of shit out here", I said "I've just farted", she said "No.... it stinks of dog shit out here!", I said "Yes.......... I've just farted!". She looked at me in disgust and went inside.

 

[Denim Chicken]

Nothing

 

[Cold Ethyl]

Much needed day off napped off and n all day

 

[D.O.A.]

free power tools at work, they're upgrading and the old shit gets given away

 

[Wolf]

Getting ready to go home for the weekend when this guy came up to the truck looking for someone to install his dishwasher. Hour later I had $200 dollars in my pocket. Screw the boss.

 

[Bill Murray]

I just went for a perfect dump.

Excellent consistency, not too firm as to rip the ring and not at all runny. A slight aroma to leave a trace but not gag-worthy. Good volume to make the trip worthwhile. And clean up was five + one wipes.

I could die happy.

 

[Choppy]

I remember I was a member here lol

 

[Graziani]

I went to whorehouse

 

[Choppy]

I went to whorehouse

Thanks for only fucking pussies!

 

[Ivan Drago]

I just went for a perfect dump.

Excellent consistency, not too firm as to rip the ring and not at all runny. A slight aroma to leave a trace but not gag-worthy. Good volume to make the trip worthwhile. And clean up was five + one wipes.

I could die happy.

Gratz

 

[Bill Murray]

I went to whorehouse

ladyboy?

 

[Cold Ethyl]

Stopping a thief in my store . he didn't know what happened 😂😂. I turned the corner going down and ailse had a loud noise and saw him go to his knee like he was looking at stuff so I just stood there . dude on not an idiot I know what your up to. So as I'm.standing there he.asks me if he's in my way I tell him nope , continue to stand there and he starts getting pisser and snippy so I be nd down and grab the merch he dripped and said oh really shops. As I bend down to grab it I see his knife about a foot long laying on the shelf so hell I g ab that too and start walking off 😂😂 . h starts yelling hey.why did you take my knife so I holler back why's your bug ass inife laying on my shelf but opeon d merchandise😂😂. So he proceeded to tell me he was just looking at his knife 😂😂 told him he was about stupid if he thought I believed that .so he throwing a temper tantrum not only cause I took his knife but cause I took the merchandise also. Told him if hold.it all up front for him and he could pay for his stuff and I'd give him his knife back when he checked out. Finally he comes up still ranting in front of other customers because I took his knife 😂😂 so give him his knife back and told him to gtf out my store and he's still standing there
Bitching about it to the other cashier finally after me n my manager told him to leave or were calling the cops he finally left. As were laughing about it and making fun of how stupid he was his gf was checking out and had a little of kittens because we were laughing about it. Omg the look on his face when I reached back down grabbed that knife and walked off was priceless

 

[Cold Ethyl]

My boss said I can't take knives from theirs anymore 😂😂😂