Costco is the latest retailer to drop Chaokoh coconut milk over allegations of forced monkey labor, PETA says

[weeone]

Go shit yourself a nice cup of monkey shit coffee and fuck off.

Didums, ya fuckin fairy.

 

[Gamma🍄Goblin]

Could be worse......could have been monkey milk!

 

[msr]

Could be worse......could have been monkey milk!

Hollowheadwoodhandler likes dog milk, he might like monkey milk too.

 

[Zitfarmer]

I going to name my weiner PETA, so when i spank my monkey everyone will be confused by the headlines.

 

[Zitfarmer]

Could be worse......could have been monkey milk!

Malk

 

[M.O.DENGLER]

coconut milk? what madness is this?

who milks coconuts? is that a real job?

 

[Rabidface]

When these monkeys dont do as they are told, do they spank them? Just asking, uh um for a friend yes that's it a friend...

Well I guess so. How else do you control monkeys? You have to spank the monkey. Until it learns. Or you blab.

 

[Ghoulish_Psychopath]

Lol

 

[Eyden2113]

""Costco also reportedly pulled Palmetto Cheese after the cheese company's founder called Black Lives Matter a "terror organization.""

Bruh.....not my pimento cheese too......

 

[Brainfart]

What about those monkeys who are forced to process coffee beans for that fancy, monkey shit coffee? Is PETA not concerned for them? They keep those poor monkeys chained up and force feed them coffee beans and Ex-Lax.

 

[Jenny]

What about those monkeys who are forced to process coffee beans for that fancy, monkey shit coffee? Is PETA not concerned for them? They keep those poor monkeys chained up and force feed them coffee beans and Ex-Lax.

I got some for my birthday, which I've yet to try. 🙂
Also, there's "ethnically" farmed civet poops, which they kind of just make all naturally, one just need to pick up the poopy partially digested turds. I am sure though, if there's a way to exploit this poo resource, some one is sadly doing it though, especially, a farm that doesn't have enough to keep up w/demand so, even if I like the b'day gift, I will not purchase more I guess. 😒
Also, I believe civets are actually closest to a mongoose and are neither monkey nor feline, the common misconceptions. I've nvr seen one irl though, so maybe it's a fairy tale creature & lives with shrek in a swamp and it's really swamp gas roasted arabica beans. 🤷‍♀️

 

[Jenny]

The world's gone mad

*more mad

 

[Jenny]

The really odd thing is who came up with the idea in the first place? "Oh look, a monkey has just shit out a load of coffee beans, I'm gonna put the kettle on and brew some shit up".
The second oddest thing is how they convinced some other cunt to try it? "Yer can fuck off mate!, I ain't drinking monkey shit coffee!".

Necessity is the mother of invention... It was obviously, the guy who just wanted a cup o' joe that badly!
Relatable. *puts kettle on*

 

[Jenny]

""Costco also reportedly pulled Palmetto Cheese after the cheese company's founder called Black Lives Matter a "terror organization.""

Bruh.....not my pimento cheese too......

"Black Lives Matter" is a well known terrorist organization that became organized quite a while ago.

 

[Captain Cockwash]

Monkey
Lives
Matter.

Much more than niggers.

 

[whiteboyopie]

The world's gone mad

Yes.
Thanks to America.
PETA, Green Peace, etc..., all started here.
Abortions, financial corruption , the queer agenda all started here.

 

[whiteboyopie]

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Really ?!!
I just shredded my card.

 

[D.O.A.]

coconut milk? what madness is this?

who milks coconuts? is that a real job?

 

[McM]

Wtf are you talking about? It's civette cats that eat the coffee beans, not monkeys.....

Who invented selling shitty coffee beans? Let me guess.. American Jews?

 

[hoze123]

Monkey
Lives
Matter.

whats next ? representation in Congress ?