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Rimworld.

A group of Mechanoids (2 centipedes, 1 lancer) crash landed on my map. The wreckage started driving my colonists insane with a brutal psychic drone. The only options were fight and die or run. I fought.

A traveling caravan of arms dealers happened to be on my map, so I traded every spare gun in my inventory for a Doomsday rocket launcher and Marine armor. The best weaponry and protection available to me at the time.

By now the psychic drone is at stage 2. All male colonists are highly annoyed. I put the Marine armor and Doomsday launcher on my best shooter and head out on what is surely a suicide mission.. as I navigate through the dense jungle foliage, my shooter is suddenly in range of the target and he shoots without hesitation.. fuck.. he wasted the only chance for survival on some half-assed shot that wasn’t even lined up. A pathetic shot that only hit 1 of the 3. It only woke them up and pissed them off. My shooter runs away to safety and everyone hangs out in the base awaiting certain death. Shame..

But then some really Randy shit happened.. stage 3 of the drone hit and now even the local wildlife have gone insane... oh shit... 5 rhinos, 3 elephants, and about 6-8 mandrills started attacking the mechanoids! Wut...

The pack of jungle animals made short work of the robotic aliens.. but they were still crazed from the psychic drone.. they wanted more blood. Lucky for me, shooting animals is 1000x times easier than shooting robots with mini guns. I lined the 8 man colony up into a firing squad formation and shot every animal charging at us in the face.

My freezer is full.

The end?
 
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