Seven In The Pink

[Sugar³]

 

[UNKNOWN ENTITY6969666]

prob smells the fish bait in her vagina

 

[Brainfart]

Reminds me of a story...I was doing this landscaping job with this crew and it was a furnace hot day...We went to the beach for a swim in our lunch break...one of the guys was fucking around in the rocks and found an octopus...He caught it...he picked it up and it changed colour instantly to try and match his long sleeve shirt...It turned around in his hand and bit him on the wrist. He gave a Yelp and flung it onto the sand...He said fuck that hurt. It hit the sand and changed to the colour of the sand instantly. He picked it back up, and ripped it's head off to kill it...I said "why did you kill it for?"
He replied "that's gonna be my dinner..."
It was the middle of the day...I replied "how you gonna store it, you haven't got a freezer or ice...He said " It will be alright, I'll just stuff it into this coke bottle...I said "soft seafood like that goes of quick...in this heat, it will probably only take a half an hour for that to go bad..."
He said "nah it will be alright you don't know what you're talking about...It sat in his car in the coke bottle in the hot sun till we knocked off...
He didn't turn up to work for a week...when he come back I asked him where he had been and he said he got a stomach bug, I was so sick! Lost 20 kilos...hahaha...I said "Did you end up eating the octopus?" And he's like"yeah I fried it up with butter and garlic, it was good" and I said "It was the octopus that made you sick" and he said nah it was fine, it was just a stomach bug...stupid cunt...

 

[goreaddictzen]

gets more ass then me

 

[Curtis Rower]

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White bitches will fuck anything..😳😳

 

[Sugar³]

White bitches will fuck anything..😳😳

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[Sugar³]

Reminds me of a story...I was doing this landscaping job with this crew and it was a furnace hot day...We went to the beach for a swim in our lunch break...one of the guys was fucking around in the rocks and found an octopus...He caught it...he picked it up and it changed colour instantly to try and match his long sleeve shirt...It turned around in his hand and bit him on the wrist. He gave a Yelp and flung it onto the sand...He said fuck that hurt. It hit the sand and changed to the colour of the sand instantly. He picked it back up, and ripped it's head off to kill it...I said "why did you kill it for?"
He replied "that's gonna be my dinner..."
It was the middle of the day...I replied "how you gonna store it, you haven't got a freezer or ice...He said " It will be alright, I'll just stuff it into this coke bottle...I said "soft seafood like that goes of quick...in this heat, it will probably only take a half an hour for that to go bad..."
He said "nah it will be alright you don't know what you're talking about...It sat in his car in the coke bottle in the hot sun till we knocked off...
He didn't turn up to work for a week...when he come back I asked him where he had been and he said he got a stomach bug, I was so sick! Lost 20 kilos...hahaha...I said "Did you end up eating the octopus?" And he's like"yeah I fried it up with butter and garlic, it was good" and I said "It was the octopus that made you sick" and he said nah it was fine, it was just a stomach bug...stupid cunt...

Someone said she was lucky it didn't bite her. That maybe an octopus that size could cut a quarter sized plug out of her. Could you see the bite, where it bit your friend?

 

[Brainfart]

Someone said she was lucky it didn't bite her. That maybe an octopus that size could cut a quarter sized plug out of her. Could you see the bite, where it bit your friend?

Yeah you Could, didn't draw blood which once I had a look at it, was surprised it didn't...had a look at the beak on it too...it was black and look like a parrots beak...

 

[JAMES HÜRZOG]

I wish I had that many hands for that ass!