Is it legal to go bear hunting with a knife and medical armor found online?

[The Devil]

Ok I have a friend that says his willing to go with me and record the whole thing.

But idk if I'll get arrested for killing wild animals i live in California u.s.a by the way

We are planning on being a small hand gun and pepper spray if the bear wins to stay alive.

But for the most part me and my friend will be trying to fight a bear with heavy medical armor and a knife/ sword.

And possibly a shield.

Scientifically speaking would the bear over power us? And or maul us to death.

And we will never get the chance to post the outcome in the site?

Or will we have a slight chance in there being 50% chance of winning.

Im serious guys I don't believe anyone has tried this?....

 

[Rabidface]

A man has invented the bear suit which is like an astronaut suit to protect from bears. I think you would need a sword real if its to pierce heart or something. A man on YouTube hunts bear with spears! I've seen the videos! I think if you could guarantee a fast kill so the bear would not suffer they would possibly allow it. This guy sat still in camo and a bear came right up in front of him and ate some bait he left out. I've also seen him kill them from above with a spear.
If you kill a bear will you eat it or keep its fur or what?
Id like to watch it if you try to do anything! Maybe check the laws for different states as I think a lot have different rules.

 

[Bill Murray]

Is this some sort of faggoty LARPing horseshit (I don't know what the fuck "medical armor" is and how it relates to being protected in the real world) or does your retarded buddy want to hunt an actual black or grizzly bear?

 

[Rabidface]

Is this some sort of faggoty LARPing horseshit (I don't know what the fuck "medical armor" is and how it relates to being protected in the real world) or does your retarded buddy want to hunt an actual black or grizzly bear?

Medical armour ;- Plasters and bandages. Preferably SpongeBob .

 

[ZeroK]

This will b u

 

[Lynch McCoon]

 

[Bill Murray]

Medical armour ;- Plasters and bandages. Preferably SpongeBob .

Thanks. And that is supposed to protect some pylon from a bear?

 

[Supreme Spud]

JUST DO IT! Post online for us to enjoy, by the way; use a butterknife, imo it works best to cut through fur.
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[Rabidface]

Thanks. And that is supposed to protect some pylon from a bear?

Absolutely! If they are put on to protect cuts, then if they are stuck on before getting any cuts they will prevent the body from getting any cuts. Makes sense right?

 

[spamdagger79]

Scientifically speaking would the bear over power us? And or maul us to death.

Nah, you'll be alright
just make sure you have a good camera and live stream the event

a go pro on your helmet too

 

[Bill Murray]

Absolutely! If they are put on to protect cuts, then if they are stuck on before getting any cuts they will prevent the body from getting any cuts. Makes sense right?

Total sense. I'll just have a strap of seatbelt material sewn into all my coats and jackets so won't have to put one on while in the car....same "logic"

 

[Rabidface]

Total sense. I'll just have a strap of seatbelt material sewn into all my coats and jackets so won't have to put one on while in the car....same "logic"

Its the same as if you don't want to catch a disease then you inject some of it First. Like the aids.

 

[Bill Murray]

Its the same as if you don't want to catch a disease then you inject some of it First. Like the aids.

speaking of the aids, maybe this is the kind of bear the OP wants to hunt.......

 

[Rabidface]

speaking of the aids, maybe this is the kind of bear the OP wants to hunt.......

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See the red dot on the smaller ones hand? That's aids...

 

[Lynch McCoon]

I'm an equal opportunity cunt. Explain...Gay men have a soft camp type to partner up with. Lesbians are the same. Swap. Fucking Degenerate aids riddled cunts.

 

[M.O.DENGLER]

This is Dave Narey being a cheeky bastard against Brasil in 1982. See, all he did there was annoy them, so that they eventually pumped us 4-1 and made us look like utter dicks.

This is what the bear will do to you, but with a bit more blood and rape.

 

[Pïggÿ]

It’s been done before.

 

[The Devil]

Is this some sort of faggoty LARPing horseshit (I don't know what the fuck "medical armor" is and how it relates to being protected in the real world) or does your retarded buddy want to hunt an actual black or grizzly bear?

Medival armor

I was trying to type medival armor but stupid auto correct thought I said medical

Yea I'm trying to buy armor to look like a knight or something

 

[The Devil]

Medical armour ;- Plasters and bandages. Preferably SpongeBob .

Medival armor°

 

[Rabidface]

Medival armor°

Nowhere near as effective. But its it's your safety, not mine