This is it. I cant hold it in anymore...............avatar is the same story as fern gully, just in a different size scale.
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Terrible secrets you've been keeping
- Thread starter Götterdämmerung
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Did you know Fern Gully is in Jamaica? Passed it going from Montego Bay to Ocho Rios..... blew my mind.
Ahhh. Mo bay as the locals called it. Great place, overproof rum and good buds. I let my dick flop on the beach in Negril too. Lol
SeekingReality
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secretly he loves anal. just pretends that he dont.@Graziani
You have to tell us something at least, you can't leave us dangling like that...
(And don't say sex on the brain and lingerie, we know about that)
SeekingReality
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well he makes a big deal about it. he says never licked a bum hole and never had his licked. hes missing out.
SeekingReality
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We shall have to probe him further on the matter lol
Right me ol' mucker - back to bed for me (not like that)
🤔 perhaps he'd like to rub some Vicks on my chest, it'll take his mind off of anal!
Right me ol' mucker - back to bed for me (not like that)
🤔 perhaps he'd like to rub some Vicks on my chest, it'll take his mind off of anal!
Camel Toe
Rookie
I was at a club last weekend and hooked up with some chick
She told me she wasnt on the pill so I grabbed my trusty rubber...
The one I had prepped with a pin prick through the package
So just as I'm getting ready to blow my load I stretched it tight until the tip broke
I filled her nice and deep and she didn't even notice
The best part is I do this with just about every chick I hook up with
Stupid twits see me pull off the rubber and they think everything is cool
If you've never stealthed a chick you gotta try it, great fun
Just make sure you only give them the number to your burner phone
She told me she wasnt on the pill so I grabbed my trusty rubber...
The one I had prepped with a pin prick through the package
So just as I'm getting ready to blow my load I stretched it tight until the tip broke
I filled her nice and deep and she didn't even notice
The best part is I do this with just about every chick I hook up with
Stupid twits see me pull off the rubber and they think everything is cool
If you've never stealthed a chick you gotta try it, great fun
Just make sure you only give them the number to your burner phone
So you impregnate chicks for fun? I’ve never heard of someone doing that. Usually the hope is to not do thatI was at a club last weekend and hooked up with some chick
She told me she wasnt on the pill so I grabbed my trusty rubber...
The one I had prepped with a pin prick through the package
So just as I'm getting ready to blow my load I stretched it tight until the tip broke
I filled her nice and deep and she didn't even notice
The best part is I do this with just about every chick I hook up with
Stupid twits see me pull off the rubber and they think everything is cool
If you've never stealthed a chick you gotta try it, great fun
Just make sure you only give them the number to your burner phone
Camel Toe
Rookie
Where did I say any of them got pregnant?
None of them ever called me back on my actual phone.....
Bill Murray
Ghostbuster, weatherman, author, badger, lunatic.
At a previous job the toilets didn't have an automatic flush mechanism so I could leave my turds in the bowl. It must have offended at least a couple people since there were notes left in the stalls that asked whoever was leaving the unflushed shit to please stop. I didn't 
In hindsight I now know this was disgusting.
In hindsight I now know this was disgusting.
SeekingReality
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Uhm 👀
Yeah, you are disgusting, eww. Be ashamed you reprobateAt a previous job the toilets didn't have an automatic flush mechanism so I could leave my turds in the bowl. It must have offended at least a couple people since there were notes left in the stalls that asked whoever was leaving the unflushed shit to please stop. I didn't
In hindsight I now know this was disgusting.
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Camel Toe
Rookie
Like I said man just don't give them your real phone number, name, etc.
If they are so willing to spread their legs for a total stranger then oh well
But seriously it's fun as hell to creampie these bitches and then just walk away
I have had a couple that realized they were loaded but I just played it off...
"Oh no the rubber broke... are you sure youre not on the pill... it will be okay"
Of course they bought it.... lol Some of them even said stuff like... "I wouldn't mind having your baby"
These stupid dumb bitches get what they get
I didn't do it, you didn't see me do it, and you can't prove a damn thing.
You might find it hard to believe but my secret is. PEOPLE ARE IGNORANT. Yes it's true. Untrustworthy and not terribly smart
Sick in the head! You are white, no doubt!
Yeah and? I learned this shit from niggers
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