CHILD'S PLAY Remake - WTF!?

[JayZee]

Why the fuck did I not even know this existed until this morning? And what the fuck is this horseshit sorry excuse using the Child's Play name? It is RETARDED! It lost full credibility when the kid gifted a wrapped watermelon head to his elderly next door neighbor. So stooooooopid! 10 thumbs DOWN. 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

 

[Humungus]

If you think that movie is shit try the new Halloween movie good grief it’s dire.

 

[OminousDarkness]

Why the fuck did I not even know this existed until this morning? And what the fuck is this horseshit sorry excuse using the Child's Play name? It is RETARDED! It lost full credibility when the kid gifted a wrapped watermelon head to his elderly next door neighbor. So stooooooopid! 10 thumbs DOWN. 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

Yeah, this was a trainwreck of a film. This is what happens when someone tries to "reimagine" a classic. Doomed to fail every time.

 

[MysteryTraveler]

All the great horror movies have already been done. That's why I watch old stuff.

 

[JayZee]

Yeah, this was a trainwreck of a film. This is what happens when someone tries to "reimagine" a classic. Doomed to fail every time.

It's just so FUCKING bad. Rotten to the goddamn core. 😑

 

[Can'tSleep]

MY Buddy, from the 80's

 

[nostrils]

The original child’s play was also shite

 

[Belfast147]

Any horror remake now will have a nigger front-and-centre..........a camp effeminate guy.......... possibly a butch lesbian who hates society............lastly throw in someone disabled and that's all the boxes ticked in 2022.

 

[OminousDarkness]

Found this at a home-improvement store in the Halloween section a few days ago:

The original child’s play was also shite

Did you see it when it was released? I was just a kid when I saw it in the theater. At that time, it was a breakthrough for horror aficionados. The whole concept of a possessed toy/doll was relatively unheard of. It was terrifying then, but it's just cheesy now. Kind of like the Jason, Freddy and Michael Myers films. Look at the old ones now, and they seem crappy. The advancements in film production, effects and CGI have raised our expectations so high that the old stuff looks bland and unimpressive.

 

[JayZee]

MY Buddy, from the 80's
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I had one of these! And it was a BIG DEAL because I grew up dirt poor - I actually don't know how my mother managed to wrangle one for me. I'm pretty certain she definitely DID NOT buy it. Lol!

Found this at a home-improvement store in the Halloween section a few days ago:

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Did you see it when it was released? I was just a kid when I saw it in the theater. At that time, it was a breakthrough for horror aficionados. The whole concept of a possessed toy/doll was relatively unheard of. It was terrifying then, but it's just cheesy now. Kind of like the Jason, Freddy and Michael Myers films. Look at the old ones now, and they seem crappy. The advancements in film production, effects and CGI have raised our expectations so high that the old stuff looks bland and unimpressive.

Yes, the original was cheesy, you can't deny it - but it was amazing when it came out! Entertainment has morphed into something totally different today - but back then a movie like CP was quintessentially good! And depending on where you were developmentally, it just gets a special spot in your heart. I rewatched the original about a month ago and I was like "OMG, this is so bad," but it's still so good! Always will be to me. It's like a comfortable memory and makes me happy. ❤️

 

[Racist Bastard]

Why the fuck did I not even know this existed until this morning? And what the fuck is this horseshit sorry excuse using the Child's Play name? It is RETARDED! It lost full credibility when the kid gifted a wrapped watermelon head to his elderly next door neighbor. So stooooooopid! 10 thumbs DOWN. 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

They love to take a classic and turn it into shit . It's like getting your hands on a 69 Pontiac tempest and making it a low rider.

 

[rottenfresh]

It's just so FUCKING bad. Rotten to the goddamn core. 😑

I'm not even gonna waste my fucking time , thanks guys.

 

[JayZee]

They love to take a classic and turn it into shit . It's like getting your hands on a 69 Pontiac tempest and making it a low rider.

Completely agreed. I think even the sequel, Child's Play 2 was no good. But the original is the original and deserves special consideration and respect. 👍🏻

I'm not even gonna waste my fucking time , thanks guys.

You're welcome my sweet! ❤️

 

[Captain GhoulAgain]

I didn't say anything g cause I didn't want you to know about it. I'm sorry, but we can watch pumpkinhead.

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

There's a "Chucky" series that is currently in it's second season that I didn't know about until just now.

I think I might give this movie a chance. It has Mark Hamil as the voice of Chucky. You might remember him from the movie "Corvette Summer".

 

[cacarara74874]

At least the protagonists are white. Fucking americans are remaking Let the Right One In again and they made Oskar a fucking nigglet. God I hate commiefornia, I hope Putin nukes that shithole and all those dirty jews in it.




I highly recommend the Swedish original, one of the most beautiful movies I've ever seen and the novel is even better. Don't waste your time on nigger loving american crap.

 

[wiggins]

Found this at a home-improvement store in the Halloween section a few days ago:

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Did you see it when it was released? I was just a kid when I saw it in the theater. At that time, it was a breakthrough for horror aficionados. The whole concept of a possessed toy/doll was relatively unheard of. It was terrifying then, but it's just cheesy now. Kind of like the Jason, Freddy and Michael Myers films. Look at the old ones now, and they seem crappy. The advancements in film production, effects and CGI have raised our expectations so high that the old stuff looks bland and unimpressive.

and then there's the Shinning...

 

[OminousDarkness]

and then there's the Shinning...

HA! Drives me nuts when people legitimately spell it that way, and then get pissed when someone corrects them.

Off topic, but I'm going to tell my kids the internet has been around since 1828:

 

[GhostDragon]

I didn't say anything g cause I didn't want you to know about it. I'm sorry, but we can watch pumpkinhead.

Woah ! Pumpkin Head is one bad ass .. Just his looking at you would make a person shit butter .

At least the protagonists are white. Fucking americans are remaking Let the Right One In again and they made Oskar a fucking nigglet. God I hate commiefornia, I hope Putin nukes that shithole and all those dirty jews in it.

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I highly recommend the Swedish original, one of the most beautiful movies I've ever seen and the novel is even better. Don't waste your time on nigger loving american crap.

I dont think producers should fck up original movies like that. Sometimes adding outside elements can really turn a movie into dog shit .. STUPID HUMANS !

 

[OminousDarkness]

Woah ! Pumpkin Head is one bad ass .. Just his looking at you would make a person shit butter .

I dont think producers should fck up original movies like that. Sometimes adding outside elements can really turn a movie into dog shit .. STUPID HUMANS !

Yeah, Pumpkin-Head was a freaky one!