Misfit-138-
Hates the living, loves the dead
Met a woman like that myself only I stayed. (She was crazy as) I got the root, stayed there until she fell asleep & then I jumped out of her bedroom window like batman and into the night never to see her again 🤣I turned down my first tinder "date". Just didn't feel comfortable with her, partly because her flat was a complete shithole lol.
So when I was almost out the door she grabbed my arm with that tight handball player grip and said "you're not going anywhere".
Never ran faster in my life lol.




