Smell My Bike Seat - Gurgled You Dirty Fat Slag

[Dolly]

I thought I would share a little of mine and Hiros music creativity this evening. I've played guitar for many years now, since I was 9 or 10, started on a lovely old Spanish acoustic bought by my Dad. I come from a very musical family, and when Hiro told me he played drums, ( He started very young and told me his Dad bought him a Bontempi drum set from Argos aged 3!!...We began fucking around merging tracks and the like, anyway, although this is clearly about Gurgled sliced throat ( Featured on the monster shrek album cover) it is meant as a serious bit of shared 'art' and I'm sure she will love it. Hiro also did vocals, and I thought did a marvellous job of it as hes not usually into this style of singing, He prefers the Bee gees, the Beetles, Bee bee King and the Bee 52s

Our Band is called Smell My Bike Seat


If you would like to sing along here are the lyrics

Gurgled you dirty fat slag
Gurgled you dirty fat slag
Gurgled you dirty fat slag.. repeat












Enjoy. Hopefully more to come, its a laugh

 

[Cik One 956]

Priceless

 

[cannedkittens]

Hiro rockin it!

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

If Gurgled is such a fat slag how does she fit in both y'all heads 24-7?

 

[Dolly]

If Gurgled is such a fat slag how does she fit in both y'all heads 24-7?

This is not flh and I explained we used her purely for the track. love it hate it...

 

[Deleted member 46687]

This is not flh and I explained we used her purely for the track. love it hate it...

They can't appreciate the ability or skill, I get it, it’s easy to hate something you're envious of.

 

[Dolly]

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Hiro rockin it!

Glad you liked it. I mean c'mon now.. tune or what

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

They can't appreciate the ability or skill, I get it, it’s easy to hate something you're envious of.

"envious"

 

[Deleted member 46687]

Glad you liked it. I mean c'mon now.. tune or what

Wait till they hear me on trombone and harmonica..............

 

[cannedkittens]

Glad you liked it. I mean c'mon now.. tune or what

I think Hiro is a bit of a cunt, but your guitar sounds 👍🏻

 

[Dolly]

I think Hiro is a bit of a cunt, but your guitar sounds 👍🏻

Appreciated you like my guitar.

 

[Deleted member 46687]

I think Hiro is a bit of a cunt, but your guitar sounds 👍🏻

So what you're saying instead of admitting that the track is great, to which I significantly contributed and made alongside dolly, you want to hate on the individual because you just can't quite say it........"good job" "great track".

I really burned you.

 

[cannedkittens]

Cannedkitten the multiple time divorced, fat ugly dude, that works in a shit job, packing cans of red bull. Angry at the world and anyone better off than him. Well done faggot.

Mad because your only skill is nothing.

Don’t get all emo on me sweetie.

 

[Captain GhoulAgain]

They moan about us being not very creative........... They say we're only a 1 trick photoshop pony......my response is "shut your mouth you nazi fat slag".

We have more creativity in our pinky toe, than you utter creatures have in your entire gaggle of weirdo creeps.

 

[Deleted member 46687]

Don’t get all emo on me sweetie.

Don't get all envious of my skill sweetie.

I personally think it's great, I think gurgled will love it. I rarely get to showcase my ability on a platform like this, i normally just play in my music room. When the topic of instruments came up in a chat with Dolly, we instantly began bouncing ideas off each other, it was an absolute pleasure working on this with you dolly. We should do another.

 

[Racist Bastard]

This is not flh and I explained we used her purely for the track. love it hate it...

Sure seems like flh content to me. Why do you guys hate her anyway?

 

[Dolly]

Sure seems like flh content to me. Why do you guys hate her anyway?

Ive already explained, we did a colab. for fun and just had ..music .. so we did a few lyrics over it, and used the one phrase .. You crew lot at just reaching to get it ditched to flh . Either like it or hate it.

 

[cannedkittens]

Don't get all envious of my skill sweetie.

I personally think it's great, I think gurgled will love it. I rarely get to showcase my ability on a platform like this, i normally just play in my music room. When the topic of instruments came up in a chat with Dolly, we instantly began bouncing ideas off each other, it was an absolute pleasure working on this with you dolly. We should do another.

Listen pal, I didn’t want to get in a long conversation. Just saying, you sounded like a fag. Leave it at that. I don’t have time for little bitches, I’m here to look at dead fuckers and crack lame jokes.

 

[Dolly]

Don't get all envious of my skill sweetie.

I personally think it's great, I think gurgled will love it. I rarely get to showcase my ability on a platform like this, i normally just play in my music room. When the topic of instruments came up in a chat with Dolly, we instantly began bouncing ideas off each other, it was an absolute pleasure working on this with you dolly. We should do another.

Honestly Id love to it was epic fun...

 

[Deleted member 46687]

Listen pal, I didn’t want to get in a long conversation. Just saying, you sounded like a fag. Leave it at that. I don’t have time for little bitches, I’m here to look at dead fuckers and crack lame jokes.

I appreciate your feedback.