Smell My Bike Seat - Gurgled You Dirty Fat Slag

[Captain GhoulAgain]

Listen pal, I didn’t want to get in a long conversation. Just saying, you sounded like a fag. Leave it at that. I don’t have time for little bitches, I’m here to look at dead fuckers and crack lame jokes.

Damn guy, I'm sorry.. the one thing this drummer happens to be is long winded. He stays up late at night to keep trying to prove his alpha to a pack of a girl.

 

[cannedkittens]

Damn guy, I'm sorry.. the one thing this drummer happens to be is long winded. He stays up late at night to keep trying to prove his alpha to a pack of a girl.

I blocked that fruitcake ages ago, but I listened to that shit and just couldn’t let it slide without talking a little shit. 😆

 

[Racist Bastard]

Ive already explained, we did a colab. for fun and just had ..music .. so we did a few lyrics over it, and used the one phrase .. You crew lot at just reaching to get it ditched to flh . Either like it or hate it.

I don't care either way where it goes. I try to be friends with everybody here even if we disagree on some things.

 

[Deleted member 46687]

I don't care either way where it goes. I try to be friends with everybody here even if we disagree on some things.

What do you think of the actual music?

 

[Theseus]

@hiro You did bleed your breaks right? I wold hate for you to have a accident

 

[Darkwing87]

I thought I would share a little of mine and Hiros music creativity this evening. I've played guitar for many years now, since I was 9 or 10, started on a lovely old Spanish acoustic bought by my Dad. I come from a very musical family, and when Hiro told me he played drums, ( He started very young and told me his Dad bought him a Bontempi drum set from Argos aged 3!!...We began fucking around merging tracks and the like, anyway, although this is clearly about Gurgled sliced throat ( Featured on the monster shrek album cover) it is meant as a serious bit of shared 'art' and I'm sure she will love it. Hiro also did vocals, and I thought did a marvellous job of it as hes not usually into this style of singing, He prefers the Bee gees, the Beetles, Bee bee King and the Bee 52s

Our Band is called Smell My Bike Seat


If you would like to sing along here are the lyrics

Gurgled you dirty fat slag
Gurgled you dirty fat slag
Gurgled you dirty fat slag.. repeat





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Enjoy. Hopefully more to come, its a laugh

Cringe

 

[Dolly]

Cringe

Thank you for your feedback, please maybe show how you would have played it better? always happy to learn more.

 

[GOTTOFORGET]

I can't believe you dare to ask money for shit, everything about it is shit, the look, the sound, the words, everything, but probably enjoyable for evil nasty disgusting people ,, well someone gotta entertain them , can't believe this shit is even real

 

[Reject]

No wonder you sing about fags.
Wrap yourself in rainbow flag and go to Blue Oyster bar.

 

[Deleted member 46687]

I can't believe you dare to ask money for shit, everything about it is shit, the look, the sound, the words, everything, but probably enjoyable for evil nasty disgusting people ,, well someone gotta entertain them , can't believe this shit is even real

Nobody is asking money for this.....wut?

 

[Dolly]

I can't believe you dare to ask money for shit, everything about it is shit, the look, the sound, the words, everything, but probably enjoyable for evil nasty disgusting people ,, well someone gotta entertain them , can't believe this shit is even real

Im sorry but Nobody asked you for money. I do hope not, if they did please report it to showmeonthedolly They will refund you. x

 

[Pestilent1]

The main rhythm guitar riff reminds me of Rammstein. When the solo came in, ai just decided to burn my guitars. Track fucks hard tho.

 

[Dolly]

The main rhythm guitar riff reminds me of Rammstein. When the solo came in, ai just decided to burn my guitars. Track fucks hard tho.

Seriously, thank you. I fekkin love Rammstein, have seen them sadly only twice, but hopefully more. <3

 

[Pestilent1]

I can't believe you dare to ask money for shit, everything about it is shit, the look, the sound, the words, everything, but probably enjoyable for evil nasty disgusting people ,, well someone gotta entertain them , can't believe this shit is even real

You haven't killed yourself yet or fallen victim to black on black violence? Such a shame.

Seriously, thank you. I fekkin love Rammstein, have seen them sadly only twice, but hopefully more. <3

Great job guys. Yeah Rammstein is good asf, love them.

 

[Ravishing Rick Rude]

I thought I would share a little of mine and Hiros music creativity this evening. I've played guitar for many years now, since I was 9 or 10, started on a lovely old Spanish acoustic bought by my Dad. I come from a very musical family, and when Hiro told me he played drums, ( He started very young and told me his Dad bought him a Bontempi drum set from Argos aged 3!!...We began fucking around merging tracks and the like, anyway, although this is clearly about Gurgled sliced throat ( Featured on the monster shrek album cover) it is meant as a serious bit of shared 'art' and I'm sure she will love it. Hiro also did vocals, and I thought did a marvellous job of it as hes not usually into this style of singing, He prefers the Bee gees, the Beetles, Bee bee King and the Bee 52s

Our Band is called Smell My Bike Seat


If you would like to sing along here are the lyrics

Gurgled you dirty fat slag
Gurgled you dirty fat slag
Gurgled you dirty fat slag.. repeat





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Enjoy. Hopefully more to come, its a laugh

Savage

I'm a bit of a internet celebrity @Dolly and @hiro , let me send you a treat , from the west coast to the shores of London, I love you... Btw I'm the guy wearing the dress shirt that glows in the light, had no idea it was being filmed , also my mate in the mask is lead guitar , enjoy Vancouver 2018 Astoria Halloween Night

 

[Sabu]

Nobody is asking money for this.....wut?

Don't mind him. He's retarded.

Seriously, thank you. I fekkin love Rammstein, have seen them sadly only twice, but hopefully more. <3

My introduction to that band was from a CKY VHS.

 

[Dolly]

Savage

I'm a bit of a internet celebrity @Dolly and @hiro , let me send you a treat , from the west coast to the shores of London, I love you... Btw I'm the guy wearing the dress shirt that glows in the light, had no idea it was being filmed , also my mate in the mask is lead guitar , enjoy Vancouver 2018 Astoria Halloween Night

Oh wow.. like literally W.O.W I loved that lady, you are super lucky to have been there...in your dress shirt.. she will have appreciated that RIP Wendy x

 

[Ravishing Rick Rude]

Savage

I'm a bit of a internet celebrity @Dolly and @hiro , let me send you a treat , from the west coast to the shores of London, I love you... Btw I'm the guy wearing the dress shirt that glows in the light, had no idea it was being filmed , also my mate in the mask is lead guitar , enjoy Vancouver 2018 Astoria Halloween Night

Here's a few pixxx 🤪😘

Oh wow.. like literally W.O.W I loved that lady, you are super lucky to have been there...in your dress shirt.. she will have appreciated that RIP Wendy x

I knew you would like it

 

[Interregnum]

add some pig squeals
bitch

 

[Dolly]

Here's a few pixxx 🤪😘

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I knew you would like it

Rick this is seriously cool, I'm legit envious, what an experience that must have been. honoured you shared this.