Gangster wannabe punishments?

[goddess]

I’ve had a young man to my door with very threatening behaviour "I’ll burn your house down", "You will be butchered, you’re dead" type of thing. If he were to return again is it warranted I drag him into my home and hurt him? I’ve been told he’s done this plenty of times before to many different people and trying to make a name for himself by doing so. If he wants to act like a man surely he can be treated like one? I’ve been told he’s nothing but a wet wipe. Only very skinny and the only thing he would have on me is his height. Opinions on what to do? He has taken my silence for weakness and doesn’t realise I will hurt him seriously.

 

[Flatus Tube]

Make some home made pepper spray with Psycho Serum 6.4 million SHU extract paste (I have some and only eaten it twice 😂), and some surgical spirit (alcohol rub from a pharmacy).

It can be used in a water pistol for a direct stream, or a vaporiser type plant sprayer.

Before spraying it into his face say…

“Have you ever seen the scars of an acid attack victim, bitch!”

And then let him have it 😂.

 

[Jizdrop1]

Just keep a bat behind your front door and smack the cunt in the mouth next time he knocks on. Hey presto.he won't be a gooby cunt any more and you won't get any more lip from him.

 

[DeathMetalWife]

Don't get shot or stabbed 👍

Make some home made pepper spray with Psycho Serum 6.4 million SHU extract paste (I have some and only eaten it twice 😂), and some surgical spirit (alcohol rub from a pharmacy).

It can be used in a water pistol for a direct stream, or a vaporiser type plant sprayer.

Before spraying it into his face say…

“Have you ever seen the scars of an acid attack victim, bitch!”

And then let him have it 😂.

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I know the extracts are oil based, but you should really consider diluting with urine instead of isopropyl for extra super soaker 🔫 dignity loss.

 

[goddess]

Don't get shot or stabbed 👍


I know the extracts are oil based, but you should really consider diluting with urine instead of isopropyl for extra super soaker 🔫 dignity loss.

I live in a country were you can’t own a gun domestically. So would be extremely difficult for him to make that happen and I am very handy with a knife. He is just trying too hard to be something he is not.

 

[DeathMetalWife]

I live in a country were you can’t own a gun domestically. So would be extremely difficult for him to make that happen and I am very handy with a knife. He is just trying too hard to be something he is not.

Ok

 

[djdeeds]

Surprisingly, a simple sprinkler or two strategically placed at the front can be amazingly funny and enough to be a "fuck off quick" method. It's simply water but those things are shocking if you get a direct hit LOL plus it doesn't leave you liable for causing harm if he bitches like a baby later. Make sure they are those big 'ticky ticky ones' .

 

[Chief Queef]

Silence as weakness? No, I think it's your sex.

 

[goddess]

Silence as weakness? No, I think it's your sex.

Like he doesn’t think I could give it to him because I am a woman?

 

[Chief Queef]

That would be my guess. Just kick him in the balls and cry rape.

 

[j.f.🔎]

Keep a kitchen knife by your door, if you have to stab him use a teatowel to put the oven on (I'll imagine you quite bloody), ring the police and claim self defence, if he's a known cunt they will be like, meh.

 

[Otis Driftwood]

Tape a kitchen blade to a stick, meat tenderizer for a mace, big rock, baseball bat, cricket bat, fireaxe, hatchet. Literally anything under the sink labeled caustic, ammonia and bleach make mustard gas (wouldn't recommend, lots of collateral damage) a high pressure stream of liquid can cause an injection injury of you have a pressure washer, you get where I'm going with this. You can modify steel toe boots to have a fan of spikes on the front with a simple instructional video, a boxcutter and a welder. There are many ways to arm yourself unconventionally. Also a ring doorbell with a camera on it.

 

[goddess]

Tape a kitchen blade to a stick, meat tenderizer for a mace, big rock, baseball bat, cricket bat, fireaxe, hatchet. Literally anything under the sink labeled caustic, ammonia and bleach make mustard gas (wouldn't recommend, lots of collateral damage) a high pressure stream of liquid can cause an injection injury of you have a pressure washer, you get where I'm going with this. You can modify steel toe boots to have a fan of spikes on the front with a simple instructional video, a boxcutter and a welder. There are many ways to arm yourself unconventionally. Also a ring doorbell with a camera on it.

I will see if he comes back. He hasn’t done anything too extreme yet. Just looking for opinions because he is trying to bully me. Hopefully he starts on the wrong person and gets his ass handed to him. His behaviour is disgusting.

 

[spamdagger79]

I’ve had a young man to my door with very threatening behaviour "I’ll burn your house down", "You will be butchered, you’re dead" type of thing. If he were to return again is it warranted I drag him into my home and hurt him? I’ve been told he’s done this plenty of times before to many different people and trying to make a name for himself by doing so. If he wants to act like a man surely he can be treated like one? I’ve been told he’s nothing but a wet wipe. Only very skinny and the only thing he would have on me is his height. Opinions on what to do? He has taken my silence for weakness and doesn’t realise I will hurt him seriously.

a sock with a couple of snooker balls across the jaw usually shuts them up or you could just find him in the dark and knee cap the bastard
no point playing around with these pricks violence is all they understand

 

[Belfast147]

A bat to the face if hes white.............if hes a nig/paki put some nails in it.

 

[goddess]

A bat to the face if hes white.............if hes a nig/paki put some nails in it.

He’s whiter than white. Acne and braces. What a sight.

 

[Chemical Burgers]

An open palmed slap across his face might do the trick. It's emasculating, doesn't cause any real harm and won't get you arrested. Just make sure to splay your fingers and get as much of his face as you can.

 

[Lovdatchiggin]

Make sure everyone knows, who should know. Cover your bases with registered letters to any landlord or neighborhood association. File complaints, where you can. Document everything.
Make sure you have some police reports and file for any orders of protection, restraining orders that you can get.

After that, it's all up to him. His choice to get hurt. You've done your part.

Hopefully, he keeps his business at your door. These shits though, like to carry it on. Mind those blind corners.

 

[goddess]

Make sure everyone knows, who should know. Cover your bases with registered letters to any landlord or neighborhood association. File complaints, where you can. Document everything.
Make sure you have some police reports and file for any orders of protection, restraining orders that you can get.

After that, it's all up to him. His choice to get hurt. You've done your part.

Hopefully, he keeps his business at your door. These shits though, like to carry it on. Mind those blind corners.

I’ve had multiple messages in to say he’s a little bitch and all mouth. He’s wanted for some serious trouble and can’t walk around will only travel by taxi incase he gets caught lacking. It’s just my turn to take it I guess. I’ve just heard he’s been attacked with two friends and one ended up in hospital.

 

[Milfhunter]

I would use a tazer or pepperspray. A dog would be good too. Bark bark chew chew