Serious Getting bird shit off car

[Donkeyd]

Where I live drives me crazy, trees everywhere and we have daily shit bombardments from above on the car. It's driving me crazy and I've still not found the right ingredients to effectively clean shit off body work quickly and effectively. Has anyone got tips?

 

[Monkman777]

For me, a pellet gun.

 

[yotgguitar]

For me, a pellet gun.

Gd.... you beat me to it....
Get yourself a Benjamin Marauder .25 ..... very accurate rifle.... I've got one

 

[Solomon Kane]

Where I live drives me crazy, trees everywhere and we have daily shit bombardments from above on the car. It's driving me crazy and I've still not found the right ingredients to effectively clean shit off body work quickly and effectively. Has anyone got tips?

Move...😁

 

[Deleted User 201666]

Shotgun

 

[JG Ballard]

Fight fire with fire. Go find their nests and shit in them.

 

[Donkeyd]

In true Ogrish style. You're all absolutely no help whatsoever 😂

 

[Nun Soup]

Raw eggs. Make sure it is sunny and warm. The molecular reaction of the raw eggs and heat will take the bird shit off your car easily.

 

[Captain GhoulAgain]

Get stoned. And it all goes away.

 

[Blood_Sport]

Ceramic treatment for the bodywork and Rain-X on the glass.. it won't stop it, but it'll wash off far more easily

 

[wiggins]

Where I live drives me crazy, trees everywhere and we have daily shit bombardments from above on the car. It's driving me crazy and I've still not found the right ingredients to effectively clean shit off body work quickly and effectively. Has anyone got tips?

I use a hose. the acid in the droppings causes hell to the duco.

You could try buying a cheap car cover and tie that over it. Don't know if you live in a basket ball free zone if ya know what I mean... Wink Wink...

 

[Denim Chicken]

Have you tried just owning the bird shit like a badge of honor

 

[Donkeyd]

Ceramic treatment for the bodywork and Rain-X on the glass.. it won't stop it, but it'll wash off far more easily

Tell me more

 

[Vwj]

Get it wet (rain is good) then wipe off with newspaper

 

[Lovdatchiggin]

Lather once, rinse twice. Towel dry the car or allow to air dry completely.

Using your hands, apply a generous amount of Crisco to dry car. Massage the car while applying the Crisco is a thin and even coat, paying extra attention to the door handles.

Avoid application to windows and mirrors to avoid interference of visibility.

 

[Punisher_1]

Wax your cars well and simply soak the vehicle with water or place a towel over the spots and soak the towel. We have love bug season and the guys from those bugs are worse than bird shit.

 

[Freyya]

Don't park underneath a tree, simple.

 

[Collins]

Where I live drives me crazy, trees everywhere and we have daily shit bombardments from above on the car. It's driving me crazy and I've still not found the right ingredients to effectively clean shit off body work quickly and effectively. Has anyone got tips?

Dish soap, hot water on a cloth/paper towels and leave it soak for a minute, should wrk

 

[Blood_Sport]

Ceramic treatment is basically nanotechnology, the treatment makes the paint surface so smooth that water just runs off, and dirt and bird shit can't stick to the treated paint as much as they would on untreated paint.

I've recently treated my car with Raindrop Bazooka, cleaning the car is a lot less effort as the dirt comes off so much easier now. The treatment should last for several months

 

[Dolly]

Ceramic treatment is basically nanotechnology, the treatment makes the pain surface so smooth that water just runs off, and dirt and bird shit can't stick to the treated paint as much as they would on untreated paint.

I've recently treated my car with Raindrop Bazooka, cleaning the car is a lot less effort as the dirt comes off so much easier now. The treatment should last for several months

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Im going to second this. Blood sport knows his stuff when it comes to cars and maintainance. 100%

don't shoot the little birds tho, its nesting time, theyre just being busy eatin n poopin and feeding babies, its only a bit of poo