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Something you did in your past that you regret or kept as a secret ... but can't take back.

djdeeds

djdeeds

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Ok so I was triggered by a recent post on here about a woman shitting in a lift, and I started remembering back when I did a lot of stupid shit when I was young and I really didn't know any better and I admit, I was quite rebellious and challenging when I was young.
I had got a job after leaving school for a cleaning company who had to clean elevators (special cloths and disinfectants and all that crap) and that post took me back to the day I quit one of my first jobs.
I was so churned up about how shit the job was but mostly how I realized that nobody actually knew how really horrific some people's jobs were - anyway I was kinda just really frustrated that morning ...anyway I started the job as usual ..turned up on time etc .. cleaned a couple of lifts , no problemmo .. then opened the doors on a particular lift. The stench and overwhelming putridness of it had me bent over ... litteral shit all over the floor, some junkie giving me a weird one eyed "oh hey dude" surrounded by a stinky pool of piss with a couple of needles floating in it.
I went down the corridor compelled by a strange feeling of frustration that overwhelmed my common sense that would otherwise alert me to realizing I could lose my job if I deviate from company rules and /or protocols.
Complete "Fuck-it" was the menu of that moment and I grabbed the emergency fire hose from the reel and turned it on FULL blast and pressed the doors open button on the lift. When those doors opened and the burst of water gushed in with a power I had not ever expected nor ever imagined .. that drug fucked loony looked like he was rap dancing in there ...swirling around , I reckon the pressure maybe even did some damage to his face! I dunno, but I covered him in his own shit while squirting at him cos I kept aiming the flow of water into his face via all the stinky juice up onto him.
It was bitter sweet, as I knew that I was gonna be fired ... but at the same time it felt good to squirt that cunt. Anyway.. I never talked about what really happened for so many years to anyone , especially family cos it was my Uncle that helped me get that stupid job and I didn't want to look ungrateful or unemployable back in the day.

I have so many of these kind of stories and I really can't change history, or justify any of my poor decisions that I made .. but I really don't think I'm anything like the person I used to be when I was a teenager or in my early 20's. I've had relationships, had children, lived quite a lot of experiences and grown spiritually etc .

I made this thread as a curious call out to anyone who might remember a bit of a silly or stupid thing they did when they were younger or maybe a bit of a 'life virgin' and think later on as a more educated adult ...whoah, did I really do that? But you never shared with anyone . I'm curious .

I'll leave a couple more just for example sake ... but please share your own , even if it's weird as fuck ... in fact the weirder the better, cos I really like hearing people's experiences or things they might have done but never told anybody cos it was too weird or "wrong" or embarrassing etc.

example : I once drove over a bunch of pigeons with a ride on lawn mower in front of a homeless lady who was feeding them bread... I regret it. I was an angry teenager and it gives me no pride.
example : I used to sell hot dogs out front of a nightclub but I would charge drunk people double then put the extra money in a toolbox and not tell my boss about it.
example : I once accidentally set a neighbor's dress on fire during a Christmas celebration .. she sued my other neighbor but nobody ever knew and still doesn't ...that it was actually me.

THIS IS WHAT THE THREAD IS ABOUT . SHARE YOUR SECRETS OR SECRET REGRETS - it doesn't have to be too serious you can share a laff about it ..... it can be as simple as you stole bubble gum as a kid... or sniffed your sister's underpants or some shit ... bring it on...
 
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rottenfresh said:
In highschool , I told my mom one of our trips was 200 dollars when it was only 50. I brought weed and a new outfit.
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I fucking LOVE this sort of shit :tu: you're a fucking legend :lulz:

hiro said:
My very last infraction with a certain gash here, I'd take that back. Other than that, I have very little regrets irl.
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Hiro where's your pic gone man? you have been a bit of a staple here from my personal experience watching a lot of your posts from afar - heya, sometimes it's all about knowing your'e right but allowing others to assert they are the righteous one ...while at the same time just quietly knowing your shit don't stink!!~ just let'em think they're right
 
When I was a kid....like 9 maybe? They were tarring the cracks in the road near my house and I stuck sticks in the still warm tar and then wrote stuff on all the parked cars on the street nearby. Tar + car paint wasn't good and of course the paint jobs on all the cars were ruined. When asked about it, I said I saw a girl from across the street that I didn't like doing it. For some reason I was believed at face value, she and her family got in heaps of trouble and were liable for the damage. I hated her family too so I am ashamed to say at the time I didn't feel bad at all, I was pretty thrilled by it actually.

I feel bad now of course. Her whole family was a bunch of uppity assholes but they didn't deserve that.
 
Ellzibette said:
When I was a kid....like 9 maybe? They were tarring the cracks in the road near my house and I stuck sticks in the still warm tar and then wrote stuff on all the parked cars on the street nearby. Tar + car paint wasn't good and of course the paint jobs on all the cars were ruined. When asked about it, I said I saw a girl from across the street that I didn't like doing it. For some reason I was believed at face value, she and her family got in heaps of trouble and were liable for the damage. I hated her family too so I am ashamed to say at the time I didn't feel bad at all, I was pretty thrilled by it actually.

I feel bad now of course. Her whole family was a bunch of uppity assholes but they didn't deserve that.
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Feel bad I get that but now your all grown up etc if you could go back in time let’s say for example this girls name was Suzy,would you write on the cars my name is Suzy my dad is a pedo ?
 
Ellzibette said:
When I was a kid....like 9 maybe? They were tarring the cracks in the road near my house and I stuck sticks in the still warm tar and then wrote stuff on all the parked cars on the street nearby. Tar + car paint wasn't good and of course the paint jobs on all the cars were ruined. When asked about it, I said I saw a girl from across the street that I didn't like doing it. For some reason I was believed at face value, she and her family got in heaps of trouble and were liable for the damage. I hated her family too so I am ashamed to say at the time I didn't feel bad at all, I was pretty thrilled by it actually.

I feel bad now of course. Her whole family was a bunch of uppity assholes but they didn't deserve that.
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When we were little kids, my sister and her best friend drew porno pics and weird big tits and vagina images on the driveway of a teacher we didn't like at the time. I am proud to think that even to this day , none of us got in any trouble, cos I stuck up for my sister, she denied any of it , her friend got away with it using a shit alibi ... and I think some kid from my fifth grade class got blamed and none of us stepped in to rescue him cos he was a shitface and it was a "win win" for all of us . Thanks for your story - sometimes we think people don't deserve things but they actually DO. :tu:
 
The way I coped with life before I had the guts to live how I needed to destroyed many opportunities for me. I made quite a few very bad choices, it would be fairly difficult to pick just one. I could say I regret those choices, but if I hadn't done those things or had those experiences I would not have been hardened into the type of person that can handle the responsibilities I deal with day to day or have the capacity to be as grateful for how well I turned things around.
 
djdeeds said:
Ok so I was triggered by a recent post on here about a woman shitting in a lift, and I started remembering back when I did a lot of stupid shit when I was young and I really didn't know any better and I admit, I was quite rebellious and challenging when I was young.
I had got a job after leaving school for a cleaning company who had to clean elevators (special cloths and disinfectants and all that crap) and that post took me back to the day I quit one of my first jobs.
I was so churned up about how shit the job was but mostly how I realized that nobody actually knew how really horrific some people's jobs were - anyway I was kinda just really frustrated that morning ...anyway I started the job as usual ..turned up on time etc .. cleaned a couple of lifts , no problemmo .. then opened the doors on a particular lift. The stench and overwhelming putridness of it had me bent over ... litteral shit all over the floor, some junkie giving me a weird one eyed "oh hey dude" surrounded by a stinky pool of piss with a couple of needles floating in it.
I went down the corridor compelled by a strange feeling of frustration that overwhelmed my common sense that would otherwise alert me to realizing I could lose my job if I deviate from company rules and /or protocols.
Complete "Fuck-it" was the menu of that moment and I grabbed the emergency fire hose from the reel and turned it on FULL blast and pressed the doors open button on the lift. When those doors opened and the burst of water gushed in with a power I had not ever expected nor ever imagined .. that drug fucked loony looked like he was rap dancing in there ...swirling around , I reckon the pressure maybe even did some damage to his face! I dunno, but I covered him in his own shit while squirting at him cos I kept aiming the flow of water into his face via all the stinky juice up onto him.
It was bitter sweet, as I knew that I was gonna be fired ... but at the same time it felt good to squirt that cunt. Anyway.. I never talked about what really happened for so many years to anyone , especially family cos it was my Uncle that helped me get that stupid job and I didn't want to look ungrateful or unemployable back in the day.

I have so many of these kind of stories and I really can't change history, or justify any of my poor decisions that I made .. but I really don't think I'm anything like the person I used to be when I was a teenager or in my early 20's. I've had relationships, had children, lived quite a lot of experiences and grown spiritually etc .

I made this thread as a curious call out to anyone who might remember a bit of a silly or stupid thing they did when they were younger or maybe a bit of a 'life virgin' and think later on as a more educated adult ...whoah, did I really do that? But you never shared with anyone . I'm curious .

I'll leave a couple more just for example sake ... but please share your own , even if it's weird as fuck ... in fact the weirder the better, cos I really like hearing people's experiences or things they might have done but never told anybody cos it was too weird or "wrong" or embarrassing etc.

example : I once drove over a bunch of pigeons with a ride on lawn mower in front of a homeless lady who was feeding them bread... I regret it. I was an angry teenager and it gives me no pride.
example : I used to sell hot dogs out front of a nightclub but I would charge drunk people double then put the extra money in a toolbox and not tell my boss about it.
example : I once accidentally set a neighbor's dress on fire during a Christmas celebration .. she sued my other neighbor but nobody ever knew and still doesn't ...that it was actually me.

THIS IS WHAT THE THREAD IS ABOUT . SHARE YOUR SECRETS OR SECRET REGRETS - it doesn't have to be too serious you can share a laff about it ..... it can be as simple as you stole bubble gum as a kid... or sniffed your sister's underpants or some shit ... bring it on...
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Dude, that's fucking HILARIOUS! Squirting a drugged up druggy with an emergency fire hose thingy, who shit, pissed, and shot up in an elevator!

That's something my full-blooded Sicilian grandfather would a done! He was a funny guy. You should proud!
 
I've done some stupid shit. 🙃 one time a buddy of mine and I threw lit fireworks out of the car windows as we rode out of town. Another time, I got in hot water for starting a sandal throwing fight in the barracks. My drill sergeant did NOT find that funny, like we did. Then, there was the time I thought I could win a slap competition with a black guy, and in my hubris, let him go first. Got knocked out, it was hilarious 😂. Destroyed my first guitar, trying to impress a girl, when I was in 8th grade. Had to work all summer to replace that thing, it was an acoustic, though. If I never broke that one, I never would have gotten an electric.
 
Brother Birt said:
I've done some stupid shit. 🙃 one time a buddy of mine and I threw lit fireworks out of the car windows as we rode out of town. Another time, I got in hot water for starting a sandal throwing fight in the barracks. My drill sergeant did NOT find that funny, like we did. Then, there was the time I thought I could win a slap competition with a black guy, and in my hubris, let him go first. Got knocked out, it was hilarious 😂. Destroyed my first guitar, trying to impress a girl, when I was in 8th grade. Had to work all summer to replace that thing, it was an acoustic, though. If I never broke that one, I never would have gotten an electric.
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Don't get me started about all the stupid shit I did in the Army. My squad and I once surrounded our battalion CO house with tripel Concertina wire in the middle of the night. 😂
 
Speaking of regrets... I'll make it something I don't regret instead. It's tryin to kill my family and fuck them up for the disrespect these mudufuckas have been giving me. I'm referring to my aunt, cousins, and all, not my parents or my sister. But one thing I enjoyed one of the most is my intentions of trying to kill people in an effort to piss off God for not being the savior I want him to be because God is an idiot!
 
I was angry at my next door neighbor. He was a liar, a redneck, self righteous prick, trouble maker. He yelled at me once loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear. Well, I was off from work and had gotten drunk one day and he was just finishing up washing his truck. I went outside for something and when I saw him I just stared at him. He came over, "WHAT?!!". We started yelling back and forth....on and on. Every time I stated something he lied his ass off about it. And then. This is the statement he made right out of the blue for no particular reason that changed everything that day. Flushed my day right down the toilet. He looked right at me and said, "My wife could kick your ass." Okay, so at first I went back in my house and started drinking more. The more I drank the more I thought about what he said. The more I thought about what he said the more I drank. I went next door to his house and knocked on his door. When he came to the door I said,"When Shari gets home, send her over to my house so she can beat my ass."..Well, he had Shari on the phone and he told me she was repeating over and over, "Call the police. Call the police"... The police came I was 4 sheets to the wind then. I remember telling an officer, "He's such a butthole."(I know.....weak, stupid choice of words). After that I was in a black out state so I don't remember anything. I came to in jail. First time ever. I had a splitting headache the entire time. I was put in a cell with 4 skanky women and one toilet. Slept on a mat on the floor.....one stole my mat. One stole my shoes. Hey, I let them. I've watched prison movies before....worse night of my life..miserable....

Yes, I regret this day happened. I would have let butthole wash his truck and go on his merry way.
 
Stormy Llewellyn said:
I was angry at my next door neighbor. He was a liar, a redneck, self righteous prick, trouble maker. He yelled at me once loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear. Well, I was off from work and had gotten drunk one day and he was just finishing up washing his truck. I went outside for something and when I saw him I just stared at him. He came over, "WHAT?!!". We started yelling back and forth....on and on. Every time I stated something he lied his ass off about it. And then. This is the statement he made right out of the blue for no particular reason that changed everything that day. Flushed my day right down the toilet. He looked right at me and said, "My wife could kick your ass." Okay, so at first I went back in my house and started drinking more. The more I drank the more I thought about what he said. The more I thought about what he said the more I drank. I went next door to his house and knocked on his door. When he came to the door I said,"When Shari gets home, send her over to my house so she can beat my ass."..Well, he had Shari on the phone and he told me she was repeating over and over, "Call the police. Call the police"... The police came I was 4 sheets to the wind then. I remember telling an officer, "He's such a butthole."(I know.....weak, stupid choice of words). After that I was in a black out state so I don't remember anything. I came to in jail. First time ever. I had a splitting headache the entire time. I was put in a cell with 4 skanky women and one toilet. Slept on a mat on the floor.....one stole my mat. One stole my shoes. Hey, I let them. I've watched prison movies before....worse night of my life..miserable....

Yes, I regret this day happened. I would have let butthole wash his truck and go on his merry way.
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My dear man I would have loved to been there. I would have fucked Sheri or weirded her out. Either way the cut would be deep.
 
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