Poop in public or in private?

[vaga]

Dearest moderation staff.
This is an important and scientific study or something.
As everyone knows, research to determine if people leave the door open or not, when taking a shit in public bathrooms, is very hard to find.
Flushing this thread should only be done as a last resort and after carefully considering the damage you'll cause to future science, not to mention climate change.

 

[Captain GhoulAgain]

I normally shit with you guys. Tho you all don't know it. Not sure if that counts as shitting with friends.

 

[Interregnum]

im toilet for women

 

[Axios]

In private, why the fuck would i want some retarded tranny seeing me take a shit

 

[Amalgamation]

Whenever I'm at work and gotta take a shit, the fucking janitor is always there.

Apologies friend, but I'm going to ravage this toilet moments before you clean it.

He's my bathroom buddy.

 

[Milfhunter]

Take a dump in the chimney. Would be a Nice gift for the household

 

[mystery_man]

i usually try to shit at home, rarely in public toilets but if there is no choice i use the levitating ass technique cuz my ass ain't touching that glass in public.

p.s. i'm also very prone to diarhea type poops kinda like the niagra falls of shitting so if i am in public and use the levitating ass technique lets just say the janitor that day earns their pay.

 

[ZeroK]

The Nearest Toilet Will Do

 

[Captain GhoulAgain]

i usually try to shit at home, rarely in public toilets but if there is no choice i use the levitating ass technique cuz my ass ain't touching that glass in public.

p.s. i'm also very prone to diarhea type poops kinda like the niagra falls of shitting so if i am in public and use the levitating ass technique lets just say the janitor that day earns their pay.

No, no sir. I once had the pleasure of cleaning restrooms. The first time I dared a superior to fire me and I won was when in the lady's room at a grocery store...... well, the only stall we had looked like a shit bird shot went off from across the room. In the men's room we found the plunger in a stall. It looked if it had recently been in a butt fucking party time. The floor was always covered in piss. We just threw soap on it and mopped. We stole a new plunger. I think we fought with the butt fucked plunger.

So, feel free to spray the seat and rim a bit.

 

[Irishrepublic]

I poop on the street

 

[Flatus Tube]

When I was 17, I’d been going out with a girl for a couple of weeks. Things were going well. I needed a shit and asked her to vacate the bathroom. We were at her house and I was already nervous about stanking out her mum’s place.

She refused to leave saying “just shit, I don’t mind”. I pleaded with her to leave but instead, she sat down on the toilet and took a shit herself. I was obliged to return the favour, but no longer felt shy. At this moment, I knew she was the one.

22.5 years later, she is my wife and mother to our children. We don’t close the door at home to deliver a brick. There’s no point.

True story. The end.

😂😂😂.

 

[j.f.🔎]

In public bathrooms here the choice is occasionally made for you because some hilarious cunts previously decided to take the lock off.

Or you find the bogs like this, this was in Blackpool Sainsburys, I was informed that the ladies wasn't much better either.
(Yes I'm a man - hint 348)

I just shit at home if I can hold it.

 

[cannedkittens]

I’m glad someone finally addressed this

 

[ArmageddonWatcher]

it depends...

 

[mrln]

In public bathrooms here the choice is occasionally made for you because some hilarious cunts previously decided to take the lock off.
View attachment 704519Or you find the bogs like this, this was in Blackpool Sainsburys, I was informed that the ladies wasn't much better either.
(Yes I'm a man - hint 348)

I just shit at home if I can hold it.

your 348 lbs?!

as @Flatus Tube mentione,i do the same in front of my wife. i dont care. even wipe my ass. to me,its no big deal.
if you were in boot camp,its the same. no stalls. in prison/jail,theres a cell mate. your both doing it.
ive done my own scientific study at work with the port a jon. and found out that 1 out of 4 people knock first before opening the door.
how do you know,you ask. well... i was taking a piss and didnt lock the door. so theres no sign of someone being in there. when someone opened the door and saw me standing there "oops" i hear from them.

as a matter of fact,im pinching a loaf rt now...

 

[vaga]

When I was 17, I’d been going out with a girl for a couple of weeks. Things were going well. I needed a shit and asked her to vacate the bathroom. We were at her house and I was already nervous about stanking out her mum’s place.

She refused to leave saying “just shit, I don’t mind”. I pleaded with her to leave but instead, she sat down on the toilet and took a shit herself. I was obliged to return the favour, but no longer felt shy. At this moment, I knew she was the one.

22.5 years later, she is my wife and mother to our children. We don’t close the door at home to deliver a brick. There’s no point.

True story. The end.

😂😂😂.

You reminded me about something that happened at a party years ago.

Must be 20 years ago now, and a friend of mine had a housewarming. There was a lot of drinking and ecstasy involved, so the exact details escape me, but by sunrise I ended up sitting in the bath with 2 girl friends. As you do.
At one point this French girl that we didn't really know, burst in and asked us to leave so she could use the loo. The girls were saying something like 'we don't need to leave, we promise we won't look' and I said yeah have a piss and I'll turn around and stare at the wall, but she was saying 'No no please leave I need to go now', but there was no way we were getting out of that bath so we carried on as we were.

This girl looked really pissed off, swore something in French, dropped her jeans and unleashed hell.
It must have been falling out of her before she hit the seat because she did the most almighty watery diarrhea sounding shit I've ever seen/heard/smelled.
It was pouring out of her for ages, then slowed down and finally stopped. Then said something about toilet paper, but that had ran out hours before, so she grabbed a towel of the rack, wiped her arse with it, threw it on the floor and stormed out.

We got out of the bath not long after.

 

[j.f.🔎]

your 348 lbs?!

Maybe if I was riding a leopard or a newborn elephant.

 

[mrln]

You reminded me about something that happened at a party years ago.

Must be 20 years ago now, and a friend of mine had a housewarming. There was a lot of drinking and ecstasy involved, so the exact details escape me, but by sunrise I ended up sitting in the bath with 2 girl friends. As you do.
At one point this French girl that we didn't really know, burst in and asked us to leave so she could use the loo. The girls were saying something like 'we don't need to leave, we promise we won't look' and I said yeah have a piss and I'll turn around and stare at the wall, but she was saying 'No no please leave I need to go now', but there was no way we were getting out of that bath so we carried on as we were.

This girl looked really pissed off, swore something in French, dropped her jeans and unleashed hell.
It must have been falling out of her before she hit the seat because she did the most almighty watery diarrhea sounding shit I've ever seen/heard/smelled.
It was pouring out of her for ages, then slowed down and finally stopped. Then said something about toilet paper, but that had ran out hours before, so she grabbed a towel of the rack, wiped her arse with it, threw it on the floor and stormed out.

We got out of the bath not long after.

did you wind up bangin the french chick at some point thereafter?

 

[Chemical Burgers]

I travel a lot, I can poo just about anywhere. I will walk a little farther if all that's on offer is a squat potty though.

 

[mystery_man]