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disaster When The Shits Getting Too Real
- Thread starter Monkman777
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Deleted User 201666
Internet Warrior
Did Jesus do that too
The Bible 2 - Jesus fights back…..
The Romans were in the side of the Jews.. Jesus is antisemitic.
MrSinister
A born unbeliever, a cynical soul.
Fuckin hilarious 
DokraOwl
Hooter
Jesus uses his powers to heal himself like Wolverine and then he shoves the cross up Puntious Pilot's ass while the Roman guards all fall to the floor covered in gangrenous boils. Jesus laughs, his voice growing deeper, he grows ten times his original size, his skin turns red and horns sprout from his head. He has gone over to the side of Satan. "Now the world will be my domain!" He laughs. "Wait son, what are you doing!?" God says from a nearby shimmering cloud. Jesus materializes a flaming trident and throws it up into the heavens. God screams in pain. Impaled by the trident he falls down from the clouds and impacts the Earth, dead. Jesus laughs. "Ha! Ha! Ha!" The sun turns red. People scream. Jesus blows fire from his mouth burning everyone in site.
After the wind blows all the soot away one person stays standing. It's Jesus's mother Mary. She points at Jesus and casts the evil out of him with her witch powers. Jesus collapses back to his original size.
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Now I have the powers!" Shouts Mary. Suddenly a lightning bolt comes down from Mt. Olympus. Bla bla bla so on and so forth. Etc.
STUPID MEN DOING STUPID THINGS !!!!
Pan Kopfrkingl
The Cremator
This is historically accurate. Do you see any Roman Empire today? Guess why..
So the carpenter's son was actually a kickboxer?
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Al Upinya
Pronoun Destroyer
Not so much that Romans sided with the noses, much more like Pontius Pilate didn't want anything to do with the persecution anymore and there wasn't anything noses had proven of Jesus's supposed guilt or crimes, and he grew weary of it all like the rest of the Romans he only wanted what everyone then and now wants, just for jews to finally stfu and knock their shit off. That's quite literally it and only way that was happening was for what usually happens now as in then to any gentile or Christian or conservative anything. Persecution and punishment. Like in Ecclesiastes: There is nothing new under the sun.
