bizarre There's something funny about a midget in handcuffs (2 Viewers)

[Donkeyd]

And the mugshot

 

[eksy]

An average man under 180cm/6ft tall according to internet and dating apps

 

[Monkman777]

All they had to do was toss him in a sack and carry him over their shoulder.

 

[DokraOwl]

All they had to do was toss him in a sack and carry him over their shoulder.

 

[markymark6373]

I find midgets funny doing anything, even watching them walk is funny.

 

[Morally-Skewed-Hippo]

Bet he lives in fear during Christmas time, between being mistaken for an elf, or being abducted by Krampus....

 

[Interregnum]

my penis is bigger than him

 

[Morally-Skewed-Hippo]

my penis is bigger than him

I'm sorry to hear that. It must be a nightmare having a penis unfeasibly long like yours. The sex will be crap, ofcourse, but you can take comfort in your Guinness World record certificate.

 

[Humungus]

I find midgets funny doing anything, even watching them walk is funny.

Some midget porn is well funny.

 

[Adam_Zapple]

The poor fella. He was only out causing **ahem** a little mischief... I'll get my coat.

 

[CrazyDiamond57]

Fucking midget in his skinny jeans. 😆

 

[Morally-Skewed-Hippo]

Half the man,
Twice the mischief

 

[SlovakBabe]

what did he do, sniffed under the skirt and complained abt the smell

 

[randy25]

no Warning: Children sign 😁😁😁

 

[Flatus Tube]

Reminded me of this, but with taller cops.

 

[Taurean]

I'll never despise midgets but they often look hilarious and cute too 🤣

 

[DokraOwl]

I'm sorry to hear that. It must be a nightmare having a penis unfeasibly long like yours. The sex will be crap, ofcourse, but you can take comfort in your Guinness World record certificate.

I once had a friend who's penis was so long that he needed a garden hose roller in his pants to contain it.

 

[GoreExorcist]

MIDGETS ARE EXEMPT FROM PROSECUTION.

 

[GarGoil]

Fucking midget in his skinny jeans. 😆

You have a good question there, who manufactures skinny jeans for three foot tall people?

 

[Blood_Sport]

That's what happens when you commit petite crime..