bizarre Robots Withdrawing Blood

[Monkman777]

 

[Harumph]

Magic Nurse! I can't wait for those fucking things to malfunction and eat some poor hapless dipshit that's foolhardy enough to use it! Let the countdown begin!

 

[beetlejuice420]

Imagne that thing going NUTS and stabbing your arm 1000 times per min at 4000rpm

 

[Harumph]

Imagne that thing going NUTS and stabbing your arm 1000 times per min at 4000rpm

The cutters and self mutilators will stand in line for that!

 

[beetlejuice420]

The cutters and self mutilators will stand in line for that!

Malfunction at his finest 🤣

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

Can’t wait for it to start doing tattoos

 

[lechmich]

Wow phlebotomy is not really that difficult...

 

[AdaBull]

- Thank you Sir for selecting sperm injection
- Wait..no.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[evil retard]

futurama suicide booths are not too far away.

 

[Jenny]

Wow phlebotomy is not really that difficult...

I dunno. I've had some pretty crappy &/or purposely sadistic phlebotomists in my time.

Kaiser Permanente in the USA has a similar machine but still manned by a human RN. They used it on me in the past couple years.

 

[Grave_Inconsistency]

Oh fuck no, I'll do it myself thanks very much

 

[Russellmark11]

Magic Nurse! I can't wait for those fucking things to malfunction and eat some poor hapless dipshit that's foolhardy enough to use it! Let the countdown begin!

I would trust it more than some nurse who could care less about her job. I had stick the needle in so far blood leaked into my muscle and it looked like half my arm was bruised.

 

[girl101]

Try this. On a per with severe dehydration. Or spider thin veins

 

[Jenny]

Try this. On a per with severe dehydration. Or spider thin veins

Or an addict or very sickly individual that has all collapsed veins, or like mine in one arm they "roll" I've been told by a few phlebotomists.

 

[Jeffroush56]

Imagne that thing going NUTS and stabbing your arm 1000 times per min at 4000rpm

Isn't that called a tattoo gun?

 

[zyclownB]

Imagne that thing going NUTS and stabbing your arm 1000 times per min at 4000rpm

Can someone do the math for me on this? 🤷🏼
Whatever the number, I don’t like it.

 

[LadyGoreGore]

What if it malfunctioned and never stopped extracting blood from you? It's not like they can return it once your bled dry

 

[variometer]

What if it malfunctioned and never stopped extracting blood from you? It's not like they can return it once your bled dry

Ron Popeil got it covered

 

[beetlejuice420]

Can someone do the math for me on this? 🤷🏼
Whatever the number, I don’t like it.

What math??...there is no math 🤣😂

 

[Jenny]

What math??...there is no math 🤣😂

There damn sure is when programming that sukka so you best hope they did it correctly if you're brave enough to let it poke needles in what it hopes is your vein. 🤪