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What made you smile/happy today ?

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I used to work in an animal shelter. The shelter I worked for was the first "No Kill" shelter in the U.S, which means that no animal will ever be put down due to overcrowding, animals are only put down if they are too sick to save. Even the behavior problem animals were saved, and it was my job in the shelter to work with the "unpredictable" problem cats to get them to the point that they could be adopted. Also, this shelter has a 100% adoption rate, meaning all animals that come in will end up adopted, even if it takes a few years. So basically, this shelter is awesome as fuck.

Over the past few years the shelter has been doing free spay/neuter events a couple times of year. Pretty much anyone can bring in their pet to be fixed for free. Due to the increasing number of spayed and neutered animals in the community, the number of puppies and kittens that were born stray in the community was at an all time low. Because the shelter wasn't being overrun with ridiculous numbers of babies this year, kittens and pups from other shelters in Southern California were able to be transferred up to this shelter. This is AWESOME, because a lot of the other SoCal shelters are notorious for being High Kill shelters. Orange County in particular... most animals will be put down if they're not adopted within a week of arriving. A LOT of people who surrender their animal to a shelter think that it's gonna be safe... "Oh I'm moving and can't take fido, or we're having a baby, or I don't have the money" so they give Fido to a shelter thinking Fido will find a new family. Nope. Fido got put down a week later..

So long story short, because of the actions of this one shelter, shelters across all of Southern California are having less overcrowding problems, and more animals are being put into homes instead of being put down. THIS MAKES ME UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY... I could dance lol.
 
I used to work in an animal shelter. The shelter I worked for was the first "No Kill" shelter in the U.S, which means that no animal will ever be put down due to overcrowding, animals are only put down if they are too sick to save. Even the behavior problem animals were saved, and it was my job in the shelter to work with the "unpredictable" problem cats to get them to the point that they could be adopted. Also, this shelter has a 100% adoption rate, meaning all animals that come in will end up adopted, even if it takes a few years. So basically, this shelter is awesome as fuck.

Over the past few years the shelter has been doing free spay/neuter events a couple times of year. Pretty much anyone can bring in their pet to be fixed for free. Due to the increasing number of spayed and neutered animals in the community, the number of puppies and kittens that were born stray in the community was at an all time low. Because the shelter wasn't being overrun with ridiculous numbers of babies this year, kittens and pups from other shelters in Southern California were able to be transferred up to this shelter. This is AWESOME, because a lot of the other SoCal shelters are notorious for being High Kill shelters. Orange County in particular... most animals will be put down if they're not adopted within a week of arriving. A LOT of people who surrender their animal to a shelter think that it's gonna be safe... "Oh I'm moving and can't take fido, or we're having a baby, or I don't have the money" so they give Fido to a shelter thinking Fido will find a new family. Nope. Fido got put down a week later..

So long story short, because of the actions of this one shelter, shelters across all of Southern California are having less overcrowding problems, and more animals are being put into homes instead of being put down. THIS MAKES ME UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY... I could dance lol.
Good story! :)
 
Last night my 8 year old told me a joke. I've heard it before but it's funny.
A man was auditioning for a talent show, when it was his turn, he said to the judge that he could sing from his ass.
'You can sing from your ass! I just got to see this!'
So, the man jumped up on the judge's table, dropped his pants, and did a shit right in front of the judge.
'OHH whadya go and do that for?'
And the man replied, 'I just needed to clear my throat!':ass::shit:
Atta boy! Teaching my kids the important things in life!
 
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