2 funny mexican jokes.

[slickrick27]

Just wanted to try and post 2 mexican jokes.

1. Why is the Olympics never in Mexico? Because everyone that can run, swim and jump is already here.

2. A mexican got caught by a border patrol guard crossing illegally, so the border patrol guard says," I'm feeling generous today, if you can make a sentence with green, pink and yellow in it, I'll let you cross." So the mexican says, "oh that's easy amego, the phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up and say yellow."

Don't everyone laugh at one time 😂

 

[Harumph]

1. The 1968 Summer Olympic Games were held in Mexico City.
2. No, just no.

 

[littleblackangel]

im mexican and i cant swim 😔

 

[Davey Stone]

im mexican and i cant swim 😔

Same

What do they call a Chinese drive-by

Cappuccino

 

[Dr Grayfang]

Just wanted to try and post 2 mexican jokes.

1. Why is the Olympics never in Mexico? Because everyone that can run, swim and jump is already here.

2. A mexican got caught by a border patrol guard crossing illegally, so the border patrol guard says," I'm feeling generous today, if you can make a sentence with green, pink and yellow in it, I'll let you cross." So the mexican says, "oh that's easy amego, the phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up and say yellow."

Don't everyone laugh at one time 😂

These have to be the worst two jokes I have ever heard in my entire life

 

[Bruno Schulz]

What do you call a Mexican baptism?

- A bean dip.

What do you call a black priest?

- Holy shit.

 

[SMOKESKULL]

Why do Mexicans like small steering wheels?

Do they can drive with handcuffs on.

 

[Therando]

1. The 1968 Summer Olympic Games were held in Mexico City.
2. No, just no.

I have heard worse…

 

[j.f.🔎]

im mexican and i cant swim 😔

I'm not Mexican but I can't swim either, GG needs lifeguards.

Why do Mexicans like small steering wheels?

This guy?

 

[ketaminefather]

Just wanted to try and post 2 mexican jokes.

1. Why is the Olympics never in Mexico? Because everyone that can run, swim and jump is already here.

2. A mexican got caught by a border patrol guard crossing illegally, so the border patrol guard says," I'm feeling generous today, if you can make a sentence with green, pink and yellow in it, I'll let you cross." So the mexican says, "oh that's easy amego, the phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up and say yellow."

Don't everyone laugh at one time 😂

dont ever say this joke again

 

[ThunderCat]

im mexican and i cant swim 😔

But you CAN Paddle, Right?

(With oars)


😂🤣

 

[SawLizard]

Just wanted to try and post 2 mexican jokes.

1. Why is the Olympics never in Mexico? Because everyone that can run, swim and jump is already here.

2. A mexican got caught by a border patrol guard crossing illegally, so the border patrol guard says," I'm feeling generous today, if you can make a sentence with green, pink and yellow in it, I'll let you cross." So the mexican says, "oh that's easy amego, the phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up and say yellow."

Don't everyone laugh at one time 😂

Latinos are like xmas lights, half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright.

 

[ThunderCat]

What do you call a Mexican that's had their car stolen?


Carlos...😂

whats the difference between a picnic table and a mexican man?

a picnic table can support a family of 5

I'm surprised no1 else has said this one as it's an OLD one in Mexico apparently..

Whats Mexico's national sport?

Cross country.

What do books have that Mexicans don't?
Papers

What do you call a Mexican that can swim?
A Texan

What do you call a group of white people pushing a car up a hill? WHITE POWER!! What do you call a group of black people pushing a car up a hill? BLACK POWER! What do you call a group of Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? GRAND THEFT AUTO!!!

Why doesn't Mexico have a navy?

Cardboard doesn't float!

• What do you call an immigrant without green card that can't see
• Illegally blind

What's the difference between an illegal immigrant and ET?

ET actually LEARNT English and wanted to go home...😂

 

[Nathan_Yahoo]

 

[Davey Stone]

To any one who says white people can't jump

Clearly hasn't seen the 9/11 video footage

What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?”

Slow natives.

Why do Native Americans hate April?

Because April showers bring May Flowers, and Mayflowers bring white people.

What's the spiciest thing a white person can tolerate?

 

[oceanblood]

FYI; Did u know Mexicans REFUSED to buy Chevy Nova's back when they were first made? Cuz Nova in Spanish means "No go" 😂 True story

 

[Bruno Schulz]

To any one who says white people can't jump

Clearly hasn't seen the 9/11 video footage.

Oof! Too soon! Plus, after all was said and done, all the jumpers were red.

 

[Davey Stone]

Oof! Too soon! Plus, after all was said and done, all the jumpers were red.

Oof my bad

 

[methedup77]

im mexican and i cant swim 😔

If you’re in Mexico trying to get into the USA I bet you learn how quickly!

 

[Jeffroush56]

Just wanted to try and post 2 mexican jokes.

1. Why is the Olympics never in Mexico? Because everyone that can run, swim and jump is already here.

2. A mexican got caught by a border patrol guard crossing illegally, so the border patrol guard says," I'm feeling generous today, if you can make a sentence with green, pink and yellow in it, I'll let you cross." So the mexican says, "oh that's easy amego, the phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up and say yellow."

Don't everyone laugh at one time 😂

I only laugh at FUNNY shit. You must be the funniest motherfucker you know huh??? NOW THAT'S FUNNY!!! 😆 🤣 😂