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Funny New Jersey High School Cancels ‘Nuttin Butt Azz’ Basketball Tournament After Video Shows Women in Thongs Twerking

That would have been a massive safety hazard: all the hormonal highschool boys would have left a gooey snail trail of busted nuts all over the bleachers and floorboards throughout the gymnasium. All it would take is for one person to yell "fire", and a semen-y slipping-and-sliding stampede of Nike Air Maxes would have resulted in dozens of casualties - maybe hundreds. Crisis averted!
 
Bruno Puntz Jones said:
That would have been a massive safety hazard: all the hormonal highschool boys would have left a gooey snail trail of busted nuts all over the bleachers and floorboards throughout the gymnasium. All it would take is for one person to yell "fire", and a semen-y slipping-and-sliding stampede of Nike Air Maxes would have resulted in dozens of casualties - maybe hundreds. Crisis averted!
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I will never be able to scrape off that mental image. It's clinging to the walls of my cranium. Thanks Bruno 😭
 
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