Has anyone been to jail/prison? If yes for what and how long?

[Mr. Meat Sled]

I did 5yrs in an Army RCF for Attemped Murder, Aggravated Assault and Illegal Battlefield Trophys. ( Slicing Beards off of Hajis face)

 

[jslay427]

I always wanted to do a B@E but I usually settle for Bacon @ Eggs.

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

@Eric Blair ISP is Intensely Supervised Probation. It's like probation on crack. For the first year and a half I could only go to work, probation, treatment and shopping between 5 and 7 am Sat and Sun only.

 

[Christopher Hitchens]

@Eric Blair ISP is Intensely Supervised Probation. It's like probation on crack. For the first year and a half I could only go to work, probation, treatment and shopping between 5 and 7 am Sat and Sun only.

Oh ok, I was on probation but not that kind. Probation is a bitch uggh. Finally off it like 2 years ago almost. This dui happened in 2018

I did 5yrs in an Army RCF for Attemped Murder, Aggravated Assault and Illegal Battlefield Trophys. ( Slicing Beards off of Hajis face)

Iraq or Afghanistan if I may ask?

 

[Dark_Voyeur]

Tell me more about these horny, depraved women.

They go both ways, and many are plump on little Debbie pies. Lol

 

[Christopher Hitchens]

They go both ways, and many are plump on little Debbie pies. Lol

lol jail food is sooo bland and gross but the commissary is junk food and ramen.

 

[Theseus]

What like prepper stuff. Like you make machine guns and shit? I’m calling the Minecraft FBI right now 😜

Me and my friends are trying to defeat the ender dragon. Plus I used to use heavy drugs and sell some back in my glory days from 16 to 20 years old. I’ve cleaned up and only use caffeine and nicotine now 🤣

 

[Marsha]

Overnight, drunken disorderly. My BF bailed me out or I would have been in there all weekend until I went before a Judge

 

[Christopher Hitchens]

Me and my friends are trying to defeat the ender dragon. Plus I used to use heavy drugs and sell some back in my glory days from 16 to 20 years old. I’ve cleaned up and only use caffeine and nicotine now 🤣

Good job dude!

Overnight, drunken disorderly. My BF bailed me out or I would have been in there all weekend until I went before a Judge

yea I’ve been in overnight once for the same thing, I must have been acting like a drunken asshole because when I woke up I was in a woman’s blouse. I should have sued their ass lol but I probably deserved it.

 

[Grave_Inconsistency]

4yrs on a 15yr sentence for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, Texas department of corrections.... It's a madhouse in there . . .

 

[SMOKESKULL]

I got thrown in the drunk tank with an FBI (fukin big indian) after I got arrested for dui. I wasn't even drunk. I blew .08 then .06 and the cop slammed his fist on the machine. My shit lawyer didn't do fuck all except take $1K
The FBI didn't touch me.

 

[MysteryTraveler]

Yes, 4 days for not stopping for blue lights when I had an expired tag. Wife had been a bitch that night and I said fuck it. When I told the jailer what she did, he said "half of the men in here are here because of a woman." Fuck marriage. When I got to court, the judge let me go and wanted to throw my wife in jail.

4yrs on a 15yr sentence for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, Texas department of corrections.... It's a madhouse in there . . .

Damn. I respect you. At least, I feel the need to say I do.

 

[yotgguitar]

Squeaky clean here... I'm an angel 😇

 

[SickoPsycho01]

Almost as a kid. Only spent 1 night in a cell at the courthouse and they cut me loose. That regrettable stain on my record was expunged, and I have yet to get myself so much as a traffic stop since.

Legit almost got my first traffic stop tonight by fucking with a cop on a quiet road as I drove back to my house about an hour ago. I noticed him behind me and pulled over to let him pass, he clearly didn’t like that and did the same thing to me further up the road, pulled over and waited for me. I caught on and slowed down as I pulled up right next to the cruiser as if to say “I’m one step ahead of ya pal”. Would have locked eyes if our windows weren’t both all fogged. He followed me after that but I shook him. You can’t trick me officer! 🤣

 

[bexxy]

I got hooked on opiates and was selling to support my habit. They got me on 3 counts of possession with intent to deliver. I spent 3 days in county waiting to be bailed out. Fucked around and told them I was diabetic, you think jail food is bad?? Try a diabetic jail diet lol. I had to serve 2.5 years on probation and 1 year in a program called Day Report, cost me more money than time. I can say though, that I've been clean almost 18 years now.

 

[mystery_man]

i was in detention a lot during high school years and some of those were on a saturday.

 

[RSBzero]

What About Your Illegal WeaponsView attachment 806929

That front grip is illegal here in CA

 

[chaos coordinator]

9 years, 1 month. Sddoc.

 

[Preacher]

No.

The only thing that I have in that regard are 3 high-speed chases by the police for speeding or crossing red lights (one of them with several police vehicles involved) which after a while of chasing me they abandoned the chase due to a change of jurisdiction...

 

[PinkE]

7 times in jail. 3 time felon... naughty natured. But I've been off paper for 9 years