Has anyone been to jail/prison? If yes for what and how long?

[Sabu]

You're a sad little bitch. You'll never be anything less or more.

 

[mrln]

my mind is my own prison.
ill lock myself up in there for long periods of time
walking thru catacombs that lead to nowhere
speckles of light that just fade away
i reach out into the darkness and nothing is there
i see pictures that arent real
the sounds of silence haunt me
help me escape

 

[LowkeyRenHana]

one time, i got thrown over someone's shoulder for an hour. does Air Jail count?

 

[Htos1av]

17 times, mostly weekends, months, and a 90 day stay for having a (my ONE and only) child out of wedlock in the late 70's, (that's a horrendous "crime" by white people) it's the CSE case that WOULD NEVER DIE! My 45yo daughter put a screeching halt TO it, and the court clerk who had done it (kept re-opening the case-but STEALING the money-true story) committed suicide in crackville of downtown Jacksonville, Fl. It became SUCH a fucking JOKE to even the court and jail CO's, they knew me by name, I wore a sweet uniform of the Adidas brand and three striper shoes, AND was head trustee, and ate my meals at the courthouse in the employee's lounge every day-actually not allowed in gen. pop EXCEPT for lights out. True story, too. Here in Nassau County, Florida. Here's the "clerk": Anatomy of Embezzlement | Embezzlement.com
She destroyed several well connected families, with powerful connections, and took their homes-bad move!

 

[NoorDZ]

Everyday, I'm a lawyer 😛

 

[dirtyfilthy]

My answer: Yes, jail, for 5 months, for dui.

Yes for 3 months theft and assault

 

[Christopher Hitchens]

You're a sad little bitch. You'll never be anything less or more.

Yes sabu im so sad lol

my mind is my own prison.
ill lock myself up in there for long periods of time
walking thru catacombs that lead to nowhere
speckles of light that just fade away
i reach out into the darkness and nothing is there
i see pictures that arent real
the sounds of silence haunt me
help me escape

You’re a regular Charles dickens haha

17 times, mostly weekends, months, and a 90 day stay for having a (my ONE and only) child out of wedlock in the late 70's, (that's a horrendous "crime" by white people) it's the CSE case that WOULD NEVER DIE! My 45yo daughter put a screeching halt TO it, and the court clerk who had done it (kept re-opening the case-but STEALING the money-true story) committed suicide in crackville of downtown Jacksonville, Fl. It became SUCH a fucking JOKE to even the court and jail CO's, they knew me by name, I wore a sweet uniform of the Adidas brand and three striper shoes, AND was head trustee, and ate my meals at the courthouse in the employee's lounge every day-actually not allowed in gen. pop EXCEPT for lights out. True story, too. Here in Nassau County, Florida. Here's the "clerk": Anatomy of Embezzlement | Embezzlement.com
She destroyed several well connected families, with powerful connections, and took their homes-bad move!

How does having a child out wedlock get you in jail? You mean you didn’t pay child support?

Everyday, I'm a lawyer 😛

Really? That’s cool!

 

[Sabu]

Yes sabu im so sad

Glad you know your place you sad, jobless bitch.