New Paralympic sport

[mrandypies]

Am I the only one that would love to see a no-handed wanking competition in the Paralympics? An excellent task for both male and female participants surely?
First to cum gets the gold!

 

[Stormy Llewellyn]

Normally, I love discussion threads but this one just had me "stumped"....

 

[mrln]

im surprised theres not some kind of a cooking competition either. thats how stupid things have become now with the olympics.

 

[DokraOwl]

They should have a breast milk contest at that rate, see who can produce the most breast milk. It's just a whole bunch of women on all fours being milked like cows, and their official Olympic uniforms are skin tight black and white cow colors and head bands with cow ears and little horns... cow bells on collars around their necks. You know what, they should just have a pornography Olympics, the Germans would probably dominate though.

 

[DeathMetalWife]

im surprised theres not some kind of a cooking competition either. thats how stupid things have become now with the olympics.

I'm not retarded enough to participate, but I'm definitely a good enough cook to win. There must be some work around for the disability part ...

 

[mrln]

I'm not retarded enough to participate, but I'm definitely a good enough cook to win. There must be some work around for the disability part ...

depends your disability.
spazmatic floor sweeper?