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FYI Your worst gift ever?

It was a white elephant gift from my Aunt, but she's like a year or two older than me. Maybe around 2014-2015. It was the last gift for the males, apparently she picked it out for my Uncle (regifted). She says, sorry, you're probably not gonna like it. I'm thinking, how bad can it be? I opened it and it was a miniature black nativity set. I was so fucking annoyed, my God lemme tell ya!! I didn't wanna be rude, I just laughed it off, but I was so fucking annoyed, all the other guys got cool gifts except me.
 
ArtTheClown said:
It was a white elephant gift from my Aunt, but she's like a year or two older than me. Maybe around 2014-2015. It was the last gift for the males, apparently she picked it out for my Uncle (regifted). She says, sorry, you're probably not gonna like it. I'm thinking, how bad can it be? I opened it and it was a miniature black nativity set. I was so fucking annoyed, my God lemme tell ya!! I didn't wanna be rude, I just laughed it off, but I was so fucking annoyed, all the other guys got cool gifts except me.
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Lol sad
 
My mother either ran out of time to shop or was broke for Christmas one year. She gifted me one of those pottery animals my sister painted in a shopping center/mall and a plywood cut-out of a guitar we did a school play with as Elvis when I was 7 years old!
 
It wasn’t a gift to me, but this hurt - when I was a kid I was in love with geology. I BEGGED my mom to take me to Knotts Berry Farm bc they had a store that sold geodes and would cut them open for you. She finally relented, I picked the best looking geode I could find, and it was amazing! It was crusted with tourmalines, with larger crystal growths intersecting. Pinks and greens, it was wonderful, the shop even offered to buy it back for twice what we paid for it (I said no way).

Fast forward about 8 years, she’s dating some bozo with a kid younger than me, and I watch that twerp open a gift from ‘me’ ( I didn’t get her shit, idc who she is) and it’s my geode 😢 my mother gave MY geode, that had several levels of connection and meaning for me, to someone else.
 
Let me start by saying my Mother has always been and always will be a complete idiot. I really wanted an electric shaver when I was a teenager going through puberty and she said I was going to get one, so I was actually really appreciative and thankful cos I know they cost a bit... well anyway when I unwrapped it .. it was a cheapo Lint remover from one of those all night TV infomercials - I thought she was taking the piss but nope, she actually thought it was a shaver, daft cunt.
goddamn it.webp
 
a book. a used one at that. it was titled "the cheapskates guide to saving money"
it was a wedding gift to my wife and i,from one of my piece of shit cocksucking step brothers. who btw,i wound up giving 400 dollars to for his wedding gift. and he wound up doing a weak cheasy ass buffet for his wedding, in the basement of a church.
but hed divorced now, and his wife is such a sweetheart. she wound up with the kids.
i told her to tell him that hes a fuck up and had a good thing but fucked it up.
she told him what i said,and he wouldnt believe her. LOL.
 
Secret Santa at work last year... Not bad, but more embarrassing. So I have an autistic stim with music. If someone says a specific word, or hums a small part of a tune, my brain will immediately pick a song that matches and I'll sing to it. One of my coworkers was playing his YouTube music and this song called "No cock like horse cock" from pepper coyote started playing. It was funny, we laughed, but now my brain knows of the song. For 3 years, any time someone mentioned anything about horses, or even hummed the intro, I would sing the whole song! Last year for our work Secret Santa, we all went out to a Chinese restaurant, ate, and exchange gifts. When it became my turn, the fucker who introduced me to the song got up started playing that damn song and plopped this 13" long black horse cock dildo on the table. Damn thing had a decent suction cup so it was stuck on the table. I'm not gonna use the damn thing (I've got my limits) so I decided to make it a self defense weapon at home. If someone breaks in, they're gonna find out how Mr Hands feels.
 

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My daughter bought me something for Christmas three years ago and I still have no fucking idea what it is or what it is used for. When I asked her what it was she said that she wasn't sure but she said that it looked like something a dad would have. It is in a fancy case and it is like a ball point pen but where the refill should be is a solid piece of pointed metal, a bit like a nail, the box also contains a spare "nail" and a small metal template with various size hexagonal cut outs. There is no writing on the box and nothing inside to indicate what this piece of absolute junk is for.
 
King-Rory said:
My daughter bought me something for Christmas three years ago and I still have no fucking idea what it is or what it is used for. When I asked her what it was she said that she wasn't sure but she said that it looked like something a dad would have. It is in a fancy case and it is like a ball point pen but where the refill should be is a solid piece of pointed metal, a bit like a nail, the box also contains a spare "nail" and a small metal template with various size hexagonal cut outs. There is no writing on the box and nothing inside to indicate what this piece of absolute junk is for.
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You got a pic of it ? Sounds like a glass etching pen
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