Something you did in your past that you regret or kept as a secret ... but can't take back.

[Bill Murray]

No regrets like killing someone but there have been a few things I wish I hadn't done.

I sprayed a bunch of Round Up (systemic herbicide = it kills almost everything green) on a previous neighbors lawn. Did it by sticking the sprayer though a chain fence in the middle of the night. Took a few weeks but a big 12" circle of dead grass appeared. They deserved it IMO as they were a bunch of cunts who tormented my dog. I also sprayed one of their kids with a garden hose because he was trying to do the same to my dog. So no, I guess I don't really regret that.

A different neighbor I'd stand on my deck and pee into their yard. Kind of a dick thing to do. They had a big dog so I'd image it took the blame whenever they'd see yellow snow.



When I was in university it was the same time Dad was dying from liver cancer. I was quite angry at the time and broke things for no reason like elbowing thermostats in the classrooms. It served no purpose, probably cost a few thousand bucks to replace all the ones I broke.

And I did something very dumb that landed me with a criminal record. Not violent, literally a victimless crime with the only one being hurt was me. I fought it, first trial ended up with a conviction on one of the two charges. Appealed witch resulted in a conditional discharge (it meant 30 hours of community service and being an extra good boy for 2 years and then the charges were expunged from my record). This was around 25 years ago and if I committed the same crime today I'd likely have either not been charged at all or if I was been granted an absolute discharge (charges would be expunged immediately).


Aside from that it comes down to I wasn't a very decent person for much of my late 20's and early 30's. Not that you could point to a single thing, just a selfish asshole a lot of the time. I dealt with a lot of guilt because of that and beat myself up. Came to terms with that a few years ago and I know it sounds kind of cheesy but forgiving myself was what it took to move on. I'm at peace with what I've done and just try not to get back into those same patterns of what was really self-destructive behavior.

 

[Landy]

as i was early 20, i bought two deactivated guns, a german deact stengun and a british 95 brengun deact. both of those were classed as active in my country, so after a fire at the neighbours house i got caught by a fireman who stated to the cops i was a terrorist for owning a gun stash. i ended in court and ended with a 2 year suspended sentence. i regret the shame it brought my parents.

 

[scott13214]

I don't believe you. Very rare that anyone owns just a single McDonald's franchise.

My father in law passed away, and my wife inherited one franchise. Her sister inherited the other location. People owning only one franchise is common. They are expensive and a lot of work. Not worth the trouble in all honesty. She won’t sell it because of the memories of her father, and it is important to her.

To me it is unhealthy food I will never eat. It is stressful because contrary to popular belief, this type of business is a lot of work. So much can go wrong, and when it does, it’s expensive.
It makes money but I feel the amount of money tied up could do better in real estate, such as luxury apartments.

 

[dwdays]

I had my dick-size reduced by a plastic surgeon when I was younger. I regret it.

 

[Zeodus]

Back in about 2006 or so I went to a Gwar concert. I was very, very drunk. After the concert I was walking around with my invisible microphone 'interviewing' people about how they liked the concert. Half of the people ignored me but a lot of people got 'interviewed'.

I drove my friend home, and afterwards backed into a car 'only bumped it' drove off and never spoke a word about either of those things since. It's just cringey and embarrassing to think about.

My friend and I will speak of the concert every now and again but we don't mention the invisible microphone thing or the bumper car incident.

 

[ThunderCat]

I got SOOOOOOOO drunk once in a Nightclub that i went toilet and fell into a deep sorta sleep drunken coma...
I was awoken by sercurity kicking the door in to find me with my trousers and knickers down asleep ON the toilet.
My mates were worried about me as were sercurity as they knew me..
I've never been soooooo EMBARRASSED..
Oh Dear!!!
😬😬😩

I have NEVER got plastered since.. That was YEARS Ago...

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

I got SOOOOOOOO drunk once in a Nightclub that i went toilet and fell into a deep sorta sleep drunken coma...
I was awoken by sercurity kicking the door in to find me with my trousers and knickers down asleep ON the toilet.
My mates were worried about me as were sercurity as they knew me..
I've never been soooooo EMBARRASSED..
Oh Dear!!!
😬😬😩

I have NEVER got plastered since.. That was YEARS Ago...

 

[Bostonjohn]

I regret my entire life. I was brutalized as a child. Ma would give me weed a liquor all before I was 7. She would teach me how to cut bags up. When I was 10 she abandoned me at my brother in laws mother's house (before my sister and brother in law were married). Dad found me after a few months. Stayed with him for about 2 years. I wanted to live with my sister so she took over custody. Her and my brother in law did a good job, but I was a horrible student and started to party hard. Started playing in bands, toured the country, opened for big bands over the years. All while trying to keep garbage jobs with a serious drug and alcohol problem.

Now the regret because of the things listed above.

I was never shown how to be an adult. I was shown how to cut bags and get high. So now I have a 13 year old daughter, who I love more than anything, and I do everything I can for her. But I'm still learning life at 39. I feel like a complete failure when it comes to everything. I'll never be able to buy her a vehicle, pay for a wedding, pay for college... nothing. All I can do is what I send her mother every week. She deserves so much better than me. And it eats away at me every single day. Sorry for the venting.

 

[Solomon Kane]

Speaking of regrets... I'll make it something I don't regret instead. It's tryin to kill my family and fuck them up for the disrespect these mudufuckas have been giving me. I'm referring to my aunt, cousins, and all, not my parents or my sister. But one thing I enjoyed one of the most is my intentions of trying to kill people in an effort to piss off God for not being the savior I want him to be because God is an idiot!

I was angry at my next door neighbor. He was a liar, a redneck, self righteous prick, trouble maker. He yelled at me once loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear. Well, I was off from work and had gotten drunk one day and he was just finishing up washing his truck. I went outside for something and when I saw him I just stared at him. He came over, "WHAT?!!". We started yelling back and forth....on and on. Every time I stated something he lied his ass off about it. And then. This is the statement he made right out of the blue for no particular reason that changed everything that day. Flushed my day right down the toilet. He looked right at me and said, "My wife could kick your ass." Okay, so at first I went back in my house and started drinking more. The more I drank the more I thought about what he said. The more I thought about what he said the more I drank. I went next door to his house and knocked on his door. When he came to the door I said,"When Shari gets home, send her over to my house so she can beat my ass."..Well, he had Shari on the phone and he told me she was repeating over and over, "Call the police. Call the police"... The police came I was 4 sheets to the wind then. I remember telling an officer, "He's such a butthole."(I know.....weak, stupid choice of words). After that I was in a black out state so I don't remember anything. I came to in jail. First time ever. I had a splitting headache the entire time. I was put in a cell with 4 skanky women and one toilet. Slept on a mat on the floor.....one stole my mat. One stole my shoes. Hey, I let them. I've watched prison movies before....worse night of my life..miserable....

Yes, I regret this day happened. I would have let butthole wash his truck and go on his merry way.

So,
" I was put in a cell with 4 skanky women and one toilet. Slept on a mat on the floor.....one stole my mat. One stole my shoes. "

I have to agree with your neighbor, his wife probably could kick your ass..

 

[methedup77]

When I was a kid, I threw an egg at a brand new 1998 Corvette going down the road. It hit the windshield, and the guy freaked out and hit a power box next to the road, causing a blackout for a like 6 hours. Lol whoops.

We did that to several vehicles egging houses. Those cars would come to a screeching halt

 

[Courtland]

When in Europe I was in charge of a group of guys that were delivering large shipments of hash hidden inside special compartments in brand new high-end Mercedes cars.i would bring a new kid(23-25)year-old a old Dutch guy had been running this trafficking operation since 1979 he had more than 260 customers all over Europe we were in prison together and that's how it all started anyway#1 rule never try to start your own drug trafficking shit with guys you met that are taking care off that load for someone else 3 yrs not one problem but I forgot to tell one guy . he must have did the math ,seen he could make 45000euros on one shipment he turned up a week later in a Polish hospital he is lucky to be alive he was left for dead

 

[mrln]

my brother had a chevy and the alternator shit the bed. we were driving in my car and saw a chevy chevette on the side of the highway. note on the window read "out of fuel. be right back". so,i did what any good brother would do. i pulled over. went into the trunk of my car,pulled out tools. jumped under the hood real quick and stole their alternator. turned back home and installed it in my brothers car.
i felt bad yrs later.
poor fuck. went to get gas,and now needed a tow.

 

[Super Kirbo]

I went round my neighbours houses when i was 11 collecting for red cross (charity) then spent all they money on sweets i felt so bad after i put the change in a charity box in the shop but it was fuck all

 

[DeathFromAbove22]

Ok so I was triggered by a recent post on here about a woman shitting in a lift, and I started remembering back when I did a lot of stupid shit when I was young and I really didn't know any better and I admit, I was quite rebellious and challenging when I was young.
I had got a job after leaving school for a cleaning company who had to clean elevators (special cloths and disinfectants and all that crap) and that post took me back to the day I quit one of my first jobs.
I was so churned up about how shit the job was but mostly how I realized that nobody actually knew how really horrific some people's jobs were - anyway I was kinda just really frustrated that morning ...anyway I started the job as usual ..turned up on time etc .. cleaned a couple of lifts , no problemmo .. then opened the doors on a particular lift. The stench and overwhelming putridness of it had me bent over ... litteral shit all over the floor, some junkie giving me a weird one eyed "oh hey dude" surrounded by a stinky pool of piss with a couple of needles floating in it.
I went down the corridor compelled by a strange feeling of frustration that overwhelmed my common sense that would otherwise alert me to realizing I could lose my job if I deviate from company rules and /or protocols.
Complete "Fuck-it" was the menu of that moment and I grabbed the emergency fire hose from the reel and turned it on FULL blast and pressed the doors open button on the lift. When those doors opened and the burst of water gushed in with a power I had not ever expected nor ever imagined .. that drug fucked loony looked like he was rap dancing in there ...swirling around , I reckon the pressure maybe even did some damage to his face! I dunno, but I covered him in his own shit while squirting at him cos I kept aiming the flow of water into his face via all the stinky juice up onto him.
It was bitter sweet, as I knew that I was gonna be fired ... but at the same time it felt good to squirt that cunt. Anyway.. I never talked about what really happened for so many years to anyone , especially family cos it was my Uncle that helped me get that stupid job and I didn't want to look ungrateful or unemployable back in the day.

I have so many of these kind of stories and I really can't change history, or justify any of my poor decisions that I made .. but I really don't think I'm anything like the person I used to be when I was a teenager or in my early 20's. I've had relationships, had children, lived quite a lot of experiences and grown spiritually etc .

I made this thread as a curious call out to anyone who might remember a bit of a silly or stupid thing they did when they were younger or maybe a bit of a 'life virgin' and think later on as a more educated adult ...whoah, did I really do that? But you never shared with anyone . I'm curious .

I'll leave a couple more just for example sake ... but please share your own , even if it's weird as fuck ... in fact the weirder the better, cos I really like hearing people's experiences or things they might have done but never told anybody cos it was too weird or "wrong" or embarrassing etc.

example : I once drove over a bunch of pigeons with a ride on lawn mower in front of a homeless lady who was feeding them bread... I regret it. I was an angry teenager and it gives me no pride.
example : I used to sell hot dogs out front of a nightclub but I would charge drunk people double then put the extra money in a toolbox and not tell my boss about it.
example : I once accidentally set a neighbor's dress on fire during a Christmas celebration .. she sued my other neighbor but nobody ever knew and still doesn't ...that it was actually me.

THIS IS WHAT THE THREAD IS ABOUT . SHARE YOUR SECRETS OR SECRET REGRETS - it doesn't have to be too serious you can share a laff about it ..... it can be as simple as you stole bubble gum as a kid... or sniffed your sister's underpants or some shit ... bring it on...

What happened with the junkie? Just got up after that and you got fired? Very interesting story lol

 

[djdeeds]

What happened with the junkie? Just got up after that and you got fired? Very interesting story lol

Well, in hindsight I was never officially fired .. I was just always on high alert that I might be fired at any moment cos of the nature of the job I had at that time. .. when shit hit the fan, another employee rang some number for emergency cos it was quite common to find people passed out in hallways, stair wells and elevators and we all got told not to intervene for our own safety. A colleague was quite stern about correcting how I stood with my back turned to the lift. he was like "Don't ever do that mate, NEVER have your back turned to the lift doors. I was naive and gullible .. never knew how bad shit was in that environment. I actually never got fired. I left those jobs (I had a few over the years) did some ridiculous night shifts - also never 'fired' just left because of identifying massive breaches of safety etc. I suppose It doesn't even matter if I was fired and not just left .. cos it was so long ago and past shit is behind me enough for me to keep moving forwards . I forgot I made this post .. I had to read through it cos i was definitely tripping .. I shall not delete it , but keep it as an embarrassing reminder not to post life stories or reminiscent shit while bent.

 

[Fact21]

Ok so I was triggered by a recent post on here about a woman shitting in a lift, and I started remembering back when I did a lot of stupid shit when I was young and I really didn't know any better and I admit, I was quite rebellious and challenging when I was young.
I had got a job after leaving school for a cleaning company who had to clean elevators (special cloths and disinfectants and all that crap) and that post took me back to the day I quit one of my first jobs.
I was so churned up about how shit the job was but mostly how I realized that nobody actually knew how really horrific some people's jobs were - anyway I was kinda just really frustrated that morning ...anyway I started the job as usual ..turned up on time etc .. cleaned a couple of lifts , no problemmo .. then opened the doors on a particular lift. The stench and overwhelming putridness of it had me bent over ... litteral shit all over the floor, some junkie giving me a weird one eyed "oh hey dude" surrounded by a stinky pool of piss with a couple of needles floating in it.
I went down the corridor compelled by a strange feeling of frustration that overwhelmed my common sense that would otherwise alert me to realizing I could lose my job if I deviate from company rules and /or protocols.
Complete "Fuck-it" was the menu of that moment and I grabbed the emergency fire hose from the reel and turned it on FULL blast and pressed the doors open button on the lift. When those doors opened and the burst of water gushed in with a power I had not ever expected nor ever imagined .. that drug fucked loony looked like he was rap dancing in there ...swirling around , I reckon the pressure maybe even did some damage to his face! I dunno, but I covered him in his own shit while squirting at him cos I kept aiming the flow of water into his face via all the stinky juice up onto him.
It was bitter sweet, as I knew that I was gonna be fired ... but at the same time it felt good to squirt that cunt. Anyway.. I never talked about what really happened for so many years to anyone , especially family cos it was my Uncle that helped me get that stupid job and I didn't want to look ungrateful or unemployable back in the day.

I have so many of these kind of stories and I really can't change history, or justify any of my poor decisions that I made .. but I really don't think I'm anything like the person I used to be when I was a teenager or in my early 20's. I've had relationships, had children, lived quite a lot of experiences and grown spiritually etc .

I made this thread as a curious call out to anyone who might remember a bit of a silly or stupid thing they did when they were younger or maybe a bit of a 'life virgin' and think later on as a more educated adult ...whoah, did I really do that? But you never shared with anyone . I'm curious .

I'll leave a couple more just for example sake ... but please share your own , even if it's weird as fuck ... in fact the weirder the better, cos I really like hearing people's experiences or things they might have done but never told anybody cos it was too weird or "wrong" or embarrassing etc.

example : I once drove over a bunch of pigeons with a ride on lawn mower in front of a homeless lady who was feeding them bread... I regret it. I was an angry teenager and it gives me no pride.
example : I used to sell hot dogs out front of a nightclub but I would charge drunk people double then put the extra money in a toolbox and not tell my boss about it.
example : I once accidentally set a neighbor's dress on fire during a Christmas celebration .. she sued my other neighbor but nobody ever knew and still doesn't ...that it was actually me.

THIS IS WHAT THE THREAD IS ABOUT . SHARE YOUR SECRETS OR SECRET REGRETS - it doesn't have to be too serious you can share a laff about it ..... it can be as simple as you stole bubble gum as a kid... or sniffed your sister's underpants or some shit ... bring it on...

Shooting innocent towel heads overseas……nah, I’m ok with that.

 

[Stinky Pete]

Ok so I was triggered by a recent post on here about a woman shitting in a lift, and I started remembering back when I did a lot of stupid shit when I was young and I really didn't know any better and I admit, I was quite rebellious and challenging when I was young.
I had got a job after leaving school for a cleaning company who had to clean elevators (special cloths and disinfectants and all that crap) and that post took me back to the day I quit one of my first jobs.
I was so churned up about how shit the job was but mostly how I realized that nobody actually knew how really horrific some people's jobs were - anyway I was kinda just really frustrated that morning ...anyway I started the job as usual ..turned up on time etc .. cleaned a couple of lifts , no problemmo .. then opened the doors on a particular lift. The stench and overwhelming putridness of it had me bent over ... litteral shit all over the floor, some junkie giving me a weird one eyed "oh hey dude" surrounded by a stinky pool of piss with a couple of needles floating in it.
I went down the corridor compelled by a strange feeling of frustration that overwhelmed my common sense that would otherwise alert me to realizing I could lose my job if I deviate from company rules and /or protocols.
Complete "Fuck-it" was the menu of that moment and I grabbed the emergency fire hose from the reel and turned it on FULL blast and pressed the doors open button on the lift. When those doors opened and the burst of water gushed in with a power I had not ever expected nor ever imagined .. that drug fucked loony looked like he was rap dancing in there ...swirling around , I reckon the pressure maybe even did some damage to his face! I dunno, but I covered him in his own shit while squirting at him cos I kept aiming the flow of water into his face via all the stinky juice up onto him.
It was bitter sweet, as I knew that I was gonna be fired ... but at the same time it felt good to squirt that cunt. Anyway.. I never talked about what really happened for so many years to anyone , especially family cos it was my Uncle that helped me get that stupid job and I didn't want to look ungrateful or unemployable back in the day.

I have so many of these kind of stories and I really can't change history, or justify any of my poor decisions that I made .. but I really don't think I'm anything like the person I used to be when I was a teenager or in my early 20's. I've had relationships, had children, lived quite a lot of experiences and grown spiritually etc .

I made this thread as a curious call out to anyone who might remember a bit of a silly or stupid thing they did when they were younger or maybe a bit of a 'life virgin' and think later on as a more educated adult ...whoah, did I really do that? But you never shared with anyone . I'm curious .

I'll leave a couple more just for example sake ... but please share your own , even if it's weird as fuck ... in fact the weirder the better, cos I really like hearing people's experiences or things they might have done but never told anybody cos it was too weird or "wrong" or embarrassing etc.

example : I once drove over a bunch of pigeons with a ride on lawn mower in front of a homeless lady who was feeding them bread... I regret it. I was an angry teenager and it gives me no pride.
example : I used to sell hot dogs out front of a nightclub but I would charge drunk people double then put the extra money in a toolbox and not tell my boss about it.
example : I once accidentally set a neighbor's dress on fire during a Christmas celebration .. she sued my other neighbor but nobody ever knew and still doesn't ...that it was actually me.

THIS IS WHAT THE THREAD IS ABOUT . SHARE YOUR SECRETS OR SECRET REGRETS - it doesn't have to be too serious you can share a laff about it ..... it can be as simple as you stole bubble gum as a kid... or sniffed your sister's underpants or some shit ... bring it on...

you fucking kidding me!!! that was some of the most visual and artistic writing I've seen, your story. if it were on screen it would be bliss. it would be fucking beautiful. it would win awards with all the film academy outlets left & right. it would be nominated for an oscar. and add a new song to it, as well as best score and nominated for a grammy. the actors would be hailed awards as well. it would be right up there with that plastic bag blowing in the wind concept. even just pairing the song Ave Maria with your story is a guarantee to be highly regarded as a masterpiece. amazing!...

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

as a kid, I remember being mad at my little sisters for some arbitrary thing. So I went to the bathroom, pissed in the toilet, then threw a few squares of tp in there and didn’t flush. Parents were yelling at them to fess up and to quit lying about not flushing the toilet after peeing. They were grounded after that, and my plan was a success.

 

[Ares_rose1991]

My senior year in HS, there was a mean ass Math teacher who told us that she wished we'd all fail the EOG test, that way we couldn't graduate. We all passed. So for revenge myself and a few other classmates got together a few items and met each other in the Teacher's parking. Her husband bought her this brand new (at the time 2010) BMW that was this ugly green color. We got a penis shaped cookie cutter, and proceeded to lay these penis shaped bologna slices onto the car. We then proceeded to clear wrap the entire car to keep the bologna in place. This happened early in the day, in June. By the time she got to her car it was after 3pm. She freaks, rips the clear wrap off with the bologna. As she takes the slices off, paint comes off with it. So in the end she had this ugly dark green BMW, with lighter green dicks polkadotting the entire car. They weren't able to figure out who because there were no cameras in Teacher's parking. Older me kinda feels bad about destruction of property.... But then I remembered how much I hated that woman and the guilt disappears.

 

[trumptardfools]

When I was a kid....like 9 maybe? They were tarring the cracks in the road near my house and I stuck sticks in the still warm tar and then wrote stuff on all the parked cars on the street nearby. Tar + car paint wasn't good and of course the paint jobs on all the cars were ruined. When asked about it, I said I saw a girl from across the street that I didn't like doing it. For some reason I was believed at face value, she and her family got in heaps of trouble and were liable for the damage. I hated her family too so I am ashamed to say at the time I didn't feel bad at all, I was pretty thrilled by it actually.

I feel bad now of course. Her whole family was a bunch of uppity assholes but they didn't deserve that.

Fake story, for a lot of reasons. Let’s start with the fact that tar won’t damage a paint job.