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Random Do You Have OCD?

I'll get back to you on that, @LittleJohn. I just have to finish up a few things.

<knocks head and wooden desk, head and wooden desk again three times with right closed fist>
<stand, sit, stand, sit, stand, sit>
<stir cream from top of coffee twice>
<thoroughly clean spoon and dry it with paper towel exclusively reserved for that purpose>
<carefully place spoon in its proper spot>
<refold paper towel>
<place it in its proper spot>
<one deep breath>
<exhale>
<one deep breath>
<say "That's all folks!" aloud on the exhale, stuttering Porky Pig-style on the "Th">

Okay, what was the question again?
 
for instance. i have to "unwind" myself. meaning,if i turn to the left to grab something off the shelf,i have to turn to the right to "correct myself" again. i cant just keep turning to the left, to head away from the shelf. i check my pocket a few times for my keys before i close and lock a door. sometimes i have to visibly take the keys out of my pocket to see it they're the right keys. of course they are. i carry only one set of keys,and they're are only 3 keys on it. not like im a fucking janitor with multiple keys on a key ring!
 
for instance. i have to "unwind" myself. meaning,if i turn to the left to grab something off the shelf,i have to turn to the right to "correct myself" again. i cant just keep turning to the left, to head away from the shelf. i check my pocket a few times for my keys before i close and lock a door. sometimes i have to visibly take the keys out of my pocket to see it they're the right keys. of course they are. i carry only one set of keys,and they're are only 3 keys on it. not like im a fucking janitor with multiple keys on a key ring!
yep, you have at least a tinge of OCD...unless you've previously locked yourself out of the house
 
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