Dream Partner Wishlist

[xcondeux]

- preferably female, but not required
- expressive eyes
- impish personality
- homicidal tendencies motivated purely by boredom and apathy
- some sexuality
- callous, petty, and hilarious

Pm if you meet these descriptions. My current gf does not.

 

[Flatus Tube]

This thread is going to be a real hit with the members 😂.

 

[Vwj]

Sounds like all the girls her 🤷‍♂️ save some for the rest of us

 

[Bad Hippo]

- preferably female, but not required
- expressive eyes
- impish personality
- homicidal tendencies motivated purely by boredom and apathy
- some sexuality
- callous, petty, and hilarious

Pm if you meet these descriptions. My current gf does not.

I'm not female, but I am a cunt.
I also match your wish-list.

So, where we going out on a date?

 

[visalia]

Flat Head to sit my drink on and preferably No Teeth

 

[Dark_Voyeur]

 

[igotyour40acres]

Sounds like you need one of those "gamer-chicks."

 

[GarGoil]

Maybe we should create a Goregirsh Tenderizer Dating Service.

The first 50 personality compatibility questions can be about personality disorders and legal convictions.

 

[xcondeux]

Sounds like you need one of those "gamer-chicks."View attachment 876350

I guess I forgot to say “not retarded” my bad

 

[xcondeux]

Maybe we should create a Goregirsh Tenderizer Dating Service.

The first 50 personality compatibility questions can be about personality disorders and legal convictions.

Ooo it will take me a long time to fill out then

 

[Deleted User 201666]

OP this isn't grindr or facebook

 

[Paul Bacon]

what is try hard shit get the fuck ya wee bastard

 

[BeHappy⚕️]

No homicidal tendencies and not callous
But I do have a scary bag mask

 

[Bad Hippo]

No homicidal tendencies and not callous
But I do have a scary bag mask

I have a scary rubber hippo mask. Lets go for a few drinks in our masks, and freak out the "normies".

 

[Nun Soup]

- preferably female, but not required
- expressive eyes
- impish personality
- homicidal tendencies motivated purely by boredom and apathy
- some sexuality
- callous, petty, and hilarious

Pm if you meet these descriptions. My current gf does not.

"Preferably female, but not required"













Ya closet faggot!

 

[xcondeux]

"Preferably female, but not required"













Ya closet faggot!

I’m openly bi lol

 

[Bethy 🔥]

I’m openly bi lol

Do you perfure one sex over the other when it comes to relationships and or sex?

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

- preferably female, but not required
- expressive eyes
- impish personality
- homicidal tendencies motivated purely by boredom and apathy
- some sexuality
- callous, petty, and hilarious

Pm if you meet these descriptions. My current gf does not.

Not a dating site, homo

 

[xcondeux]

Do you perfure one sex over the other when it comes to relationships and or sex?

It goes back and forth for me, but it’s really person to person. I would say I prefer female or fem presenting but if I’m attracted to someone then I just am. I don’t put too much thought into to it

 

[xcondeux]

Not a dating site, homo

I post my proclivities on a dating site and they tell me “not a gore site homo” 🤣