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So there were once these identical twins who went to fight in different regiments in WWI. When one twin was shot the other screamed despite not being wounded. He told his commanding officer he needed to help his brother who was wounded in no man's land further down the line. A scouting mission discovered the brother in no man's land just as his twin had said and they were able to save him.
 
I feel like those twins are like me and my my inner monologue, ones doing something similar to my mouth but, not really.
I have two β€œinner voices”. One little prick with a red pitchfork sits on my right shoulder telling me to β€œfucking do it now!”. A nice little guy with an angel crown floating over his head sitting on my left shoulder saying β€œI wouldn’t do that..” and me in the middle.

Sometimes I want to kill the little bastard on my Right but we always have fun.
 
I have two β€œinner voices”. One little prick with a red pitchfork sits on my right shoulder telling me to β€œfucking do it now!”. A nice little guy with an angel crown floating over his head sitting on my left shoulder saying β€œI wouldn’t do that..” and me in the middle.

Sometimes I want to kill the little bastard on my Right but we always have fun.
My inner voice sounds like Rik Mayall and he's a much bigger prick than I am.
 
So there were once these identical twins who went to fight in different regiments in WWI. When one twin was shot the other screamed despite not being wounded. He told his commanding officer he needed to help his brother who was wounded in no man's land further down the line. A scouting mission discovered the brother in no man's land just as his twin had said and they were able to save him.
so when one is fapping or fucking - what's the other one doing??
 
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