disaster I Don't Think She A Real Mermaid

[Monkman777]

 

[djdeeds]

Hiring Fatty McLife saver was a nice idea ... but they really didn't think this one through.

 

[Harumph]

She got her phone back so it's all good.

 

[lovestruck]

Very entertaining show 👏

 

[djdeeds]

Stupid costume ... what kind of mermaid has a tail that starts at the waist all yellow like that? it's stupid. If she was a real mermaid she'd have scales all over her body it wouldn't just start at pants.

 

[wiggins]

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So she lays the eggs and he milts all over them, is that how it goes?

 

[djdeeds]

So she lays the eggs and he milts all over them, is that how it goes?

I think that's why I could never successfully masturbate to mermaid fantasies .... I could never figure out how to spread their fuck'n legs properly and my erection went down while I tried to figure it out.

 

[methedup77]

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Looks like Houdini didn’t make it out alive

 

[wiggins]

I think that's why I could never successfully masturbate to mermaid fantasies .... I could never figure out how to spread their fuck'n legs properly and my erection went down while I tried to figure it out.

It's much simpler than that if you study fish:

 

[PinkE]

Wonton soup

 

[dwdays]

I wanna get her fish poop on my wiener.

 

[igotyour40acres]

Get some of that mermaid puss!!

 

[AJ-NL]

Lucky Asian.

 

[Nun Soup]

 

[Jenny]

She looks like she's trying to poo in the tank.

 

[Shady as Fuck]

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It's always a good idea to remove dead fish from your tank

 

[almemaobr]

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That what’s happening with our mermaids because of the ocean’s pollution. Save the whales, the corals and the mermaids!

 

[Deleted member 417311]

It was probably not her element.