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Crime Too Slow Junior
- Thread starter Monkman777
- Start date
Crime
HeavyHitter
Rookie
He went inside for a smoke… and got smoked. Guess he didn’t realize he was the one getting lit up.
GuanoLoco
Forum Veteran
Not sure anyone got "smoked" or "lit up"... Maybe you lit up one too many?
Quick on the draw! Awesome!
I love Vietnam vets. They take absolutely no shit and give zero fucks. God bless 'em!
That's desert, after dinner....
djdeeds
Constantly laughing at the world
Ha ha ... well I had a few puns too but I think I'll just butt out of it.
Crook: "Hey man, I got a gun and..."
Store Owner: "Hey man, I got your gun, and have a gun of my own."
Crook: "That's cool, man. I just shit my pants. Do you sell denim jeans?"
Store Owner: "Hey man, I got your gun, and have a gun of my own."
Crook: "That's cool, man. I just shit my pants. Do you sell denim jeans?"
If bricks in the drawers were a currency this robber would be a billionaire
loveandpeace
Rookie
What a nice man. Most of the time, you see people itching to have an excuse. He could have been legally justified to kill him, yet he didn't. I hope he doesn't regret it someday.
