Funny Putins secret weapon unveiled

[Donkeyd]

Massively useless

 

[codge]

Steven seafood

 

[JawshSB]

They feed segal well in russia, or he is in liver failure

 

[CunningLinguist]

Why am I bald when I have black paint in the garage? That looks great.

 

[Ginger_Bitch]

Remember the scene in Fight Club.. when Tyler Durden asks, "If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?"



Steven Seagal. I'd literally pay to fight him

 

[Chief Queef]

Lmao. I cannot believe how fat he's gotten. Like fucking Orsen Welles towards his end...

 

[Jenny]

50 lb bomb vest

 

[starkey (FagAlt1)]

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

Would not want to find myself on the wrong end of a fork with that guy

 

[Justastereotype]

Looks like a walking helium balloon....

 

[djdeeds]

That's why he's called Steven Seagull ... eats fuckin' anything!

 

[Dr Deacon]

 

[hedgerow]

fat jew

 

[GuanoLoco]

Thought for sure it was gonna be trump. But then I realized that everyone already knows that trump is Putin's puppet, so that could not be the secret.

 

[Guipago]

He's not fat---it's just that his 'chi' has dropped!

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

His secret weapon needs to lay off the garlic bread and dried herring

 

[ArmageddonWatcher]

Poor knees! 😬 How are his vital signs nowadays?

 

[Tinkle_Star]

Chrissakes…I didn’t recognize him…guess he’s not practicing martial arts these days…

 

[Solomon Kane]

Chrissakes…I didn’t recognize him…guess he’s not practicing martial arts these days…

Yeah, Kung chew, and chew and chew.

 

[Clendenon]

"Everybody was pizza eating, they're hands like lighting. The bacon was a little bit frighting, and the grease was flowing. Here comes the big Ham, let's get it on!"