My Tomatoes Are a local menace

[hedgerow]

We all have those, just some further than others.

hmmmm, now i'm curious, how far are they? Mine's about 500 feet from my next neighbor down the slope, but i have more land in the backwoods

 

[hedgerow]

Hell is other people. That is why I do everything in my power to avoid engaging with others as much as possible.
Jim Carrey once said:

while that's possibly true with some people, i don't think i'd survive without my family...being alone stinks! No matter what they say, it's got to be lonely.

 

[cacarara74874]

while that's possibly true with some people, i don't think i'd survive without my family...being alone stinks! No matter what they say, it's got to be lonely.

You are lucky to have a good family. In my case I have gotten so used to solitude my social battery is almost zero.

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

hmmmm, now i'm curious, how far are they? Mine's about 500 feet from my next neighbor down the slope, but i have more land in the backwoods

110 acres if I recall

 

[hedgerow]

110 acres if I recall

SK has 110 acres? Really, where, in Montana?

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

SK has 110 acres? Really, where, in Montana?

Idk. I speculate Colorado, it’s somewhere where weed is legal and sparsely populated overall but has a retarded core demographic fucking up the rest of the state

 

[hedgerow]

Idk. I speculate Colorado, it’s somewhere where weed is legal and sparsely populated overall but has a retarded core demographic fucking up the rest of the state

yeah, Denver turned liberal and is ruining the rest of the state...i blame that pot smoking hippy wannabe Henry John Deutschendorf

 

[NoConvexity]

I have a neighbor that has a rooster that has woken me up. This isn't the country & technically you cannot actually keep chickens here but, damn, I wouldn't ever complain even if it woke me up a few more times I suppose. I know how rediculous the egg prices have gotten.
I'm considering 2 hens & a rooster myself now. Maybe 3 hens.

Heck yeah, get some chickens.

 

[Jenny]

If it's like early hours when it wakes you up get an Air Rifle and shoot the cunting thing.

I dunno if an Air Rifle would do the trick plus, that's considered murder here. It's a bit extreme to kill someone because you don't like their chicken too, don'tcha think? 😟
That rooster seems to crow at all times when the sun is out & doesn't crow when the sun is coming up. It's broken.

 

[Super Kirbo]

Woman Confronted By Delusional Neighbor, Demanding That She “Move” Her Garden

How do unabashedly entitled people not go crazy?. Entitled People, Social Issues

www.boredpanda.com

You are one entitled person to actually demand someone to move their garden because their dog does not like the garden.

If this was me I would laughed And slamed the door in her face.

This is like me Asking my neighbor To move their inground pool because I don't like the noise it makes when they use it on the weekend Or asking my other neighbor to remove their swing set because their kids can look into my yard.

Next doors fence blew down in a storm a few years ago and there dog (a large dog ) very friendly but a dog you dont trust around a small child kept coming into my garden where my daughter played really pissed me off asked them multiple times to fix it kept getting exscuses so everytime the dog came over i just coverd it in flour didnt take long and fence was up .

 

[Solomon Kane]

hmmmm, now i'm curious, how far are they? Mine's about 500 feet from my next neighbor down the slope, but i have more land in the backwoods

Somewhere around a mile and a half one side and two on the other.

 

[hedgerow]

Somewhere around a mile and a half one side and two on the other.

nice! You have even more woods than winnie! If i'm nice to you, will you let me set up a tent and camp right in the center?

 

[Solomon Kane]

nice! You have even more woods than winnie! If i'm nice to you, will you let me set up a tent and camp right in the center?

Sure, bears are always looking for some easy prey.

 

[hedgerow]

Sure, bears are always looking for some easy prey.

deal! We may need to trade shotguns though...i know you have a manly 10 gauge, but all i have is a pathetic Mossberg 12 gauge...

 

[Shatterskull]

We had a dog that barked at our neighbor from behind a 5 foot fence when she was gardening. They loved animals supposedly, so much so that when there was a giant hornets nest between our two houses they would sit in their breakfast nook and watch as the hornets flew in and out of our house through the chimney and not once told us. ( we had littles at the time and our house was infested...we had an exterminator tear the walls out trying to find the source. Anyways I was on a business trip, my husband must have been at work and I get a call that the dog was barking at the roofers could I bring him inside. I was shocked... she and her husband would call from time to time to complain but ... The dog had died. I was actually going to drive to Kansas after my business trip to adopt another dog... but I avoided saying that. I just screamed at her "the dog is dead" But that is what a dog is supposed to do... when there are strange men on your neighbor's roof I sure as shit hope a dog will bark to alert you to a possible intruder. Anyways re the garden barking... had the so called animal lover just peered over the fence once and a while and said good doggo he would have stopped. She knew his name " Basil" by the way... (after an herb in the garden)... I had spoken with her plenty of times while out back with him. She was just an idiot. "Please keep the spirit of your dead dog in, it's barking is bothering the roofers"...

Did your neighbours kill your dog?

 

[Shatterskull]

Kill my dog and I will kill you. Dogs are better than 98% of the human population.

 

[GoreTex1961]

Did your neighbours kill your dog?

No, he has cancer as a puppy that returned with a vengeance after an illness years later. We had to put him down.