bizarre A Shitty Fridge

[ZeroK]

 

[dwdays]

For reals dude?

 

[Ginger_Bitch]

I feel bad because I think he might be sleepwalking.. I've pissed in weird places while sleepwalking. Fortunately I haven't shat anywhere... yet.

 

[Deleted member 452804]

It would have been fair to chop off his pinky for this

 

[variometer]

I feel bad because I think he might be sleepwalking.. I've pissed in weird places while sleepwalking. Fortunately I haven't shat anywhere... yet.

That you know of

 

[CunningLinguist]

What's the big deal? Just put an open box of baking soda in it.

 

[Ginger_Bitch]

That you know of

Touché

 

[ZeroK]

What's the big deal? Just put an open box of baking soda in it.

That only works on fishy odors

 

[Rocco54]

Why would you take a dump in the fridge?

 

[MysticalDino]

I feel bad because I think he might be sleepwalking.. I've pissed in weird places while sleepwalking. Fortunately I haven't shat anywhere... yet.

I pissed in my grill once. I was also drunk… so I don’t know if it was sleep walking or just stupid drunk…. I might have a problem.

 

[jslay427]

@Bad Hippo decided to get a fridge tatted on his chest

 

[CunningLinguist]

Westinghouse / restroom. It's too confusing.

 

[Ginger_Bitch]

I pissed in my grill once. I was also drunk… so I don’t know if it was sleep walking or just stupid drunk…. I might have a problem.

I killed my Yukka plant by pissing on it (it developed root rot). Genuinely gutted because it was huge and I'd looked after it well for years 😅

 

[Myxbox360mentallyfuckedme]

I feel bad because I think he might be sleepwalking.. I've pissed in weird places while sleepwalking. Fortunately I haven't shat anywhere... yet.

Might wanna get that checked up on man🤣🤣

 

[Harumph]

Translation:
"Honey! Is this good?"
"What is it?"
"I don't know. I've never seen anything like it before! It looks like meat cake!"
"Is it good?"
"I don't know."
"Well smell it!"
<smells>
"It has no smell whatsoever."
"Put it back! Someone is saving it!"

 

[jlp95]

@Bad Hippo decided to get a fridge tatted on his chest

Best comment I've seen in awhile

 

[Htos1av]

Damn, haven't seen anything like that since I was ten.

 

[MysteryTraveler]

Why would you take a dump in the fridge?

Because his ass wouldn't fit in the microwave?

 

[JG Ballard]

Why would you take a dump in the fridge?

To prevent spoilage. Fecal matter loses its robust taste fairly quickly at room temperature.

 

[thebully08$]

I feel bad because I think he might be sleepwalking.. I've pissed in weird places while sleepwalking. Fortunately I haven't shat anywhere... yet.

How would you even shit in a fridge anyway? What do you do shit in your hand and place it there ever so gently.
I don't care if I was drunk, high, and mentally retarded. I still couldn't manage to shit in a fridge. Possibly a Viking, but even that requires major effort.