Makes more sense if it was a bar instead of a shoe store...
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Funny Gotta Bring In The Customer
- Thread starter Monkman777
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Somebody likes their new shoes. lol
Tuomas Woorhees
If i dont see ugly, how to know beauty.
Seems that business is not going well.
Little girl inside the shop puts her hands over her eyes, as though embarrassed by the show of cringe worthy vulgarity on the pavement...
dildo_swaggins
Chief Shitting Bull
Buy two pairs and get a free blowjob - good shop for Clinton
12 pairs of shoes in the store, a dancing hooker, and what looks like a hotel above the store. I get the feeling that they are not really in the shoe business.
Jenny
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Probably not but, since they do sell shoes... too, they are, aren't they? π€
Maybe they're like "drinking" establishments overseas where you gotta buy x-amount of drinks before you get taken upstairs by a hostess. Maybe it's a dry town & the Mayor there is tired of the gringos & other foreigners making fun of their shower shoe flip flop culture & this is how they're going to achieve upward mobility AND change that flip flop culture stereotype at the same time. Just because they're poor doesn't mean their men aren't horny.
Let us not be overly judgemental perhaps? π€ Plus, if there's going to a place of ill repute in a non-redlight district &/or semi residential neighborhood, no matter if it's hidden by a front like a shoe store, versus a strip club (where there is definitely touching going on in the champagne room) or not... I think I would rather a shoe store or something more practical than the strip movin' in on down the road.
Word on the street is there is a substantial market for danceable cute shoes. Being neither a dancer nor female I cannot confirm this piece of street word but it does seem reasonable
Years ago, my talent had what looked like a Mexican bar. It didn't look right, and I even commented to my wife that I believed that it was a money laundering operation. Sure enough, only after a couple of months the owner was busted for importing something like 30 tons of marijuana into the US.
I also knew a man in Colombia who gave me a tour of his factory. Something didn't feel right - I have been in factories before, but this one manufactured almost nothing. The man later died of cancer, but before he died he confessed to everybody that he was a narcotrafficker and he wanted God and everyone else to forgive him.
Sometimes businesses don't look like what they are supposed to be, and it's because they aren't. Have you ever before seen a dancing hooker in front of a shoe store?
Shoes are to feet as condoms are to penis'...
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Internet Warrior
Out here people just have a buffet for passers-by. We could do with a dancing girl to stoke the appetites with the understanding that she is not on the menu.
djdeeds
Constantly laughing at the world
ME when I go in and find out it's just shoes ..
i want to lick her armpits after shes done with dancing
Jenny
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Your talent? π€
Tons? Did he not try to hide his product whatsoever amongst other goods to be exported? Do you know how much physical space 30 tons actually takes up, even if it's the most tightly compacted & baled Mexican bales of weed? It would take up an entire shipping container and there'd be no buffer room at all to do it let alone disguise any of it within other packages. Like it would only just fit. No wonder he got busted.
BTW, was this around 1988-ish? I actually remember a bust in the Port of San Diego that fits that description, 30 Tons, Mexican bales, all in one single shipping container, didn't try to hide it. IIRC, it was the largest single seized shipment of MJ at the time there & it made national headlines.
No, they weren't allowed to be seen from the doors from the sidewalk outside the store or go outside dressed the way they are/were and technically, only half the store is the shoe store half & the other half is the lingerie store & they're not always dancing, they just walk around mostly but... that place comes with only the highest of recommendations. Also, I don't know if those chicks have sex anywhere on premises or even nearby but, they're definitely all prostitutes.
I don't really remember how much marijuana the guy was busted for and I probably am way off. 30,000 something. Maybe. My point was that there was something about the appearance of the establishment that made me think that it was precisely what it was. It was a real bar, but it was a large place that didn't do enough bar business to justify the rent.
Without having any proof that crime is being committed, I spoke to the owner about renting the space for some events that I was organizing. He complained bitterly to me about how the police were watching him and letting him know that they didn't trust him. He wasn't interested in doing business with me, and that's a good thing. Then I read about him on the Internet a short time later.
You want to know my talent? There have been times when I have made a single fart last about 25 seconds, and I can even control the pitch to some extent.
Jenny
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π€ I think video or it never happened!
I'm not sure that actually qualifies as a talent. I think it's more a skill, possibly a super power even, IF & only IF, you can use it successfully against your opponents like rendering them unconscious using just your gas or killing them.
By definition I believe "talent" is an inate natural ability or aptitude, while a skill is something you learned to be good at through practice & training. Since every flatulent occurrence can be considered practice &/or training for your next gaseous event, & you been doing it since you were a baby whether you meant it like that or not, I think you can consider this your legit special ability.
First of all, it would be very easy to falsify a video by adding fart noises.
I don't really believe that Robert Tilton actually farted in these video clips:
As far as the talents part, to someone who breaks wind normally, it isn't talent. On the other hand, I have very well developed abdominal and sphincter muscles, and I can precisely control what happens. I'm not some baby who lays there while everything comes out of him with no control. I am truly a fart master.
I don't really believe that Robert Tilton actually farted in these video clips:
As far as the talents part, to someone who breaks wind normally, it isn't talent. On the other hand, I have very well developed abdominal and sphincter muscles, and I can precisely control what happens. I'm not some baby who lays there while everything comes out of him with no control. I am truly a fart master.
