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Would?
- Thread starter lullabyofscreams
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Absolutely not. Did you pick her up on Baltic Avenue?
no lol she's a Mexican who walks by my apartment to go to work. I exercise outside in the parking lot and one day, she rizzed me up!
tbh I suspect she is, ehem, scorched down there. supposedly she has an insatiable love for alcohol and men! we were rocking and rolling on that Monopoly rug one time and I asked her, "Quieres sexo?" (aka "You wanna fuck?" she was like, no no! she was down for all the foreplay and none of the PLAY!
not even a chupa mi pinga?
nimblefingers
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Gamma🍄Goblin
Im the guy who cleans up your mess after you die!
" Wouldn't " touch that with a shitty stick . Did she rob you afterwards?
Judy Stroyer
Well Known Member
Dayum son thats hard. Kinda respect you but hell no.
nono! it's weird! I set up a sort of booby trap in my bathroom cabinet (basically -- i took an empty Dove soap case or whatever you call the little box the soap comes in. I taped it to the inside of the cabinet door and put bullets inside it. like i folded the opening at the bottom of the box and put the bullets in. if you were to open this cabinet, presumably looking for things to steal under the guise of "using the restroom", the bullets would fall out of the box onto the counter below, which I would then hear. to my surprise -- she didn't even try to steal from my cabinet!
and this was over a year ago. I haven't seen her much since Trump won so presumably she wasn't actually trying to steal from me. I asked around like "does anyone know this woman?" and someone said she rented from his mother. He said to beware as she was addicted to MEN and DRINKING!!!!
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