animals AR Comes In Handy During Black Bear Break In

[Monkman777]

Black Bear breaks into Florida home and gets shot...

 

[CunningLinguist]

This is racism, plain and simple. He would have tried to talk to it had it been a polar bear.

 

[Ramres]

Black Bear breaks into Florida home and gets shot...
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Pretty sick. If I were him I'd mount it's head on my wall. Conversational piece of a lifetime.

 

[Amata]

Alternatively: People living in areas where bears are to be expected should get animal tranquilizer guns, then call the animal ambulance and have the bear transported back into the woods, or else to a reservation.

 

[JG Ballard]

Alternatively: People living in areas where bears are to be expected should get animal tranquilizer guns, then call the animal ambulance and have the bear transported back into the woods, or else to a reservation.

That's like the shoot-them-in-the-leg-instead-of-killing-them philosophy applied to rampaging lunatics. Looks great in print...

 

[Bigpotnoodle]

Black Bear breaks into Florida home and gets shot...
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Always wanted a bear skin rug

 

[ZeroK]

He Was A Known BBQ Crasher

 

[CunningLinguist]

Alternatively: People living in areas where bears are to be expected should get animal tranquilizer guns, then call the animal ambulance and have the bear transported back into the woods, or else to a reservation.

I wonder where you live. Where I live, western North Carolina, we have lots of bears. One got into my trashcan this week, and last week, a family of bears tore up one of my trees. What we don't have here are "animal ambulances." I have also never heard of a bear reservation. I think we have a Cherokee reservation, but I'm not sure those people would appreciate us dumping another bear in their home. The palefaces have already screwed over those people enough.

I know that animal tranquilizer guns exist, but I've never actually seen one. I'm not even certain if it's legal to shoot one of those where I live. I can't shoot my air rifle because I live inside the city, and the law is the same as if it was a firearm.

A good solution to keeping bears out is probably to make sure that doors and windows are closed. If the bears figure out how to turn a doorknob, then lock it.

 

[Amata]

Well, I agree it sounds idealistic, but that's my philosophy as far as it concerns animals. They are not "rampaging lunatics" .

 

[JawshSB]

Fuck humans, you moved into the animals habitat and now youre killing them

 

[Interregnum]

coward
bear had no weopens

 

[wiggins]

Alternatively: People living in areas where bears are to be expected should get animal tranquilizer guns, then call the animal ambulance and have the bear transported back into the woods, or else to a reservation.

Oh yes. Of course.

Tranqullizer guns are available to the general public and work instantaneously.

I have one at home. It's based on an AR uppper and is semi auto loaded with syringes in a 'med mag' magazine. Accurate to 50 yards.

 

[wiggins]

coward
bear had no weopens

But it had a BBBC...

 

[wiggins]

A BBBC with a BB Baculum

 

[Hannius]

He Was A Known BBQ Crasher
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Bro I cant tell you, as someone who grills regularly, how much this pissed me the fuck off. Lol

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

Alternatively: People living in areas where bears are to be expected should get animal tranquilizer guns, then call the animal ambulance and have the bear transported back into the woods, or else to a reservation.

Lmk how much your local store sells tranquilizer guns for, I’m curious how that compares to here.

 

[wiggins]

"I'm so sorry officer, I thought it was a nigger..."

 

[wiggins]

Bro I cant tell you, as someone who grills regularly, how much this pissed me the fuck off. Lol

What does bear taste like?

I've never had it. Like to though...

 

[Ramres]

Alternatively: People living in areas where bears are to be expected should get animal tranquilizer guns, then call the animal ambulance and have the bear transported back into the woods, or else to a reservation.

Unfortunately guns are the only things that are sure. Sometimes with animals as big as bears, now you just have a pissed off and hungry has shit bear in front of you and they're still fast.

Unfortunately just giving a bear food is marking them for death. It makes them always come back no matter how much you might relocate them, they just get bolder and bolder every time it happens until someone gets hurt. When they say don't feed the animals they really mean it. First it's just exploring, but this is pretty late stage, breaking into someone's house.

 

[Self Deleting Wonka]

would be better if the bear was a russian soldier