FYI I Hit Another Deer. 2 for the season. No pics.

[MysteryTraveler]

I hit a deer tonight. Second one this year. Fucked my car up...again. The state trooper said I was having a better hunting season than he was. I have a new dash cam (given to me by a chick named Christa who's half psycho and half nempho) but had not installed it (cause, basically., I'm a lazy son of a bitch). I apologize to my GG brothers and sisters. If I had the dash cam working, you would have seen some nice carnage. For now, you have to imagine a buck looking at me with a look of surprise on his muzzle. I swear to God, he said "REALLY?" As shitty as my luck is, I'm sure I'll hit another one by Tuesday so I'm installing my dash cam so you can see the next one. Calling my insurance agent tomorrow, and drinking my Friday wine tonight. Taking orders for deer meet till end of season.

Fuck deer! I hope the bastard is still laying there suffering. Hell, I'm going back up there tomorrow and driving over his ass again. Thank the Lord for red wine, it was made for nights like this.

 

[jerziefolk74]

All that matters is you’re alive bro

 

[Long John Silver]

Sorry to hear about your car but why didn’t you took the deer? Its good meat. It seems you need to fit a very strong bull-bar on your car...

 

[1fktmind]

Oh deer

 

[Ranman]

Im on my third one as of tonight! Driving the same Ford Ranger! Damned this trucks taken a beating and its still going Ford tough! And yes that venison is good eating, provided somethings still salvagable

 

[ZeroK]

Im on my third one as of tonight! Driving the same Ford Ranger! Damned this trucks taken a beating and its still going Ford tough! And yes that venison is good eating, provided somethings still salvagable

Would You Eat The Liver

 

[AdaBull]

Third one will be human guaranteed, thanks for putting up the dashcam 😂

 

[mrln]

take pics of vehicle then

 

[JawshSB]

Maybe have better situational awarness and drive better

 

[hedgerow]

several deer hit me over the years, but they all got up and ran away...they did dent my car, but that doesn't matter to me
ps - it's rutting season so the deer are extra crazy these days

 

[mrln]

several deer hit me over the years, but they all got up and ran away...they did dent my car, but that doesn't matter to me
ps - it's rutting season so the deer are extra crazy these days

like bees. theyre gunna start dying off and getting more aggressive. bee careful to not get stung

 

[MysteryTraveler]

All that matters is you’re alive bro

Thank you.

 

[wiggins]

I hit a deer tonight. Second one this year. Fucked my car up...again. The state trooper said I was having a better hunting season than he was. I have a new dash cam (given to me by a chick named Christa who's half psycho and half nempho) but had not installed it (cause, basically., I'm a lazy son of a bitch). I apologize to my GG brothers and sisters. If I had the dash cam working, you would have seen some nice carnage. For now, you have to imagine a buck looking at me with a look of surprise on his muzzle. I swear to God, he said "REALLY?" As shitty as my luck is, I'm sure I'll hit another one by Tuesday so I'm installing my dash cam so you can see the next one. Calling my insurance agent tomorrow, and drinking my Friday wine tonight. Taking orders for deer meet till end of season.

Fuck deer! I hope the bastard is still laying there suffering. Hell, I'm going back up there tomorrow and driving over his ass again. Thank the Lord for red wine, it was made for nights like this.

Just got my Subaru fixed after a roo hit it in July.

I share your pain.

I’m in Perth now in my Landcruiser with big steel bull bar. Fuck ‘em..,

 

[MysteryTraveler]

Just got my Subaru fixed after a roo hit it in July.

I share your pain.

I’m in Perth now in my Landcruiser with big steel bull bar. Fuck ‘em..,

That's how you do that. Let the bar deal with them. It sure beats me riding with the shotgun out the window.

 

[Elmondo]

I hit a deer tonight. Second one this year. Fucked my car up...again. The state trooper said I was having a better hunting season than he was. I have a new dash cam (given to me by a chick named Christa who's half psycho and half nempho) but had not installed it (cause, basically., I'm a lazy son of a bitch). I apologize to my GG brothers and sisters. If I had the dash cam working, you would have seen some nice carnage. For now, you have to imagine a buck looking at me with a look of surprise on his muzzle. I swear to God, he said "REALLY?" As shitty as my luck is, I'm sure I'll hit another one by Tuesday so I'm installing my dash cam so you can see the next one. Calling my insurance agent tomorrow, and drinking my Friday wine tonight. Taking orders for deer meet till end of season.

Fuck deer! I hope the bastard is still laying there suffering. Hell, I'm going back up there tomorrow and driving over his ass again. Thank the Lord for red wine, it was made for nights like this.

Are you up north or do the dear come to you.