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FYI Wiggins on the road again to Perth...

I'll post photos later as currently in an area with very poor internet.

I'm on my second trip to Perth to see the grand daughter this year, last trip in July by car, this time with Landcruiser ute towing caravan as accom prices were so damn high we bought a second hand van to stay in as we recon it will pay itself off in two years at 2 to 3 trips per year. (8000 km round trip, 24000 km per year)

Had some nice camps and the first one on the banks of the Murray River was the best. The Murray is our Mississippi, 2500 km long.

We had two blow outs on the van tyres. A valuable learning experience here that I'll share.

Tyres are only usable for 5 years max. After that the glue that holds them together gives out. The tyres looked good, loads of tread, but we rolled into Perth over the last 200 km with no spares and every bump felt like doom...

Brand new tyres and two spares now so all good. Never drive on old tyres no matter how good the tread looks. The van is 10 years old and the tryes probably as old. The jack that came with the van was a joke and was impossible to wind up and my Landcruiser hydrolic jack was too high necessitating digging a hole in very compacted gravel and then rolling the van over it to exactly place the hole where the jack went. I worked it out eventually, having to jack the shattered tyre and wheel up, place wooden blocks (which, thank God, I'd packed) under the wheel, lower the jack down, turn up the jack screw, pump up and repeat. All the while the myriad flies were driving me nuts. I did have fly repellant though. The outback is in reality a huge cattle farm with millions of tons of cow shit spread all over. Flies in summer are a nightmare... up your nose, down your throat, in your eyes etc. I do so hate them...

Photos when I can post.

Keep well out there in GG land.

Wiggins out.
 
Have a good trip.

Don’t get Wolf Creek’d 😂.
Plot twist ... the van is a honey trap LOL
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I'll post photos later as currently in an area with very poor internet.

I'm on my second trip to Perth to see the grand daughter this year, last trip in July by car, this time with Landcruiser ute towing caravan as accom prices were so damn high we bought a second hand van to stay in as we recon it will pay itself off in two years at 2 to 3 trips per year. (8000 km round trip, 24000 km per year)

Had some nice camps and the first one on the banks of the Murray River was the best. The Murray is our Mississippi, 2500 km long.

We had two blow outs on the van tyres. A valuable learning experience here that I'll share.

Tyres are only usable for 5 years max. After that the glue that holds them together gives out. The tyres looked good, loads of tread, but we rolled into Perth over the last 200 km with no spares and every bump felt like doom...

Brand new tyres and two spares now so all good. Never drive on old tyres no matter how good the tread looks. The van is 10 years old and the tryes probably as old. The jack that came with the van was a joke and was impossible to wind up and my Landcruiser hydrolic jack was too high necessitating digging a hole in very compacted gravel and then rolling the van over it to exactly place the hole where the jack went. I worked it out eventually, having to jack the shattered tyre and wheel up, place wooden blocks (which, thank God, I'd packed) under the wheel, lower the jack down, turn up the jack screw, pump up and repeat. All the while the myriad flies were driving me nuts. I did have fly repellant though. The outback is in reality a huge cattle farm with millions of tons of cow shit spread all over. Flies in summer are a nightmare... up your nose, down your throat, in your eyes etc. I do so hate them...

Photos when I can post.

Keep well out there in GG land.

Wiggins out.
you're just learning this now about old tires?

Enjoy your trip, don't forget to get me a pic of a dead roo on the road ...
 
you're just learning this now about old tires?

Enjoy your trip, don't forget to get me a pic of a dead roo on the road ...
Well, I did know it before but in the rush to get away, along with a medical scare with my wife (possible brain tumour that turned out not to be the case) I neglected to sort out new tyres. It was one of those things where at the back of my mind the thought lurked that a Chinese built van with tyres that were branded 'Great Year' may not be totally kosher... it was the quiet voice that is so easy to ignore when other, louder voices are screaming at one...

As they say in the sailing world, when you start thinking about maybe reducing some sail it's already urgent...
 
Well, I did know it before but in the rush to get away, along with a medical scare with my wife (possible brain tumour that turned out not to be the case) I neglected to sort out new tyres. It was one of those things where at the back of my mind the thought lurked that a Chinese built van with tyres that were branded 'Great Year' may not be totally kosher... it was the quiet voice that is so easy to ignore when other, louder voices are screaming at one...

As they say in the sailing world, when you start thinking about maybe reducing some sail it's already urgent...
Great Year ha so true i'm glad you found a place with internet, have a fun trip bud !!
 
It's my opinion that the OEM jack sets included with vehicles are criminally and negligently dangerous. That shit is scary even for someone who knows their way around under a car. You're never on an ideal surface when you need to use that shit and it's rickety and treacherous enough even on the most optimal surfaces. Fuck that shit.

I keep a small floor jack in the trunk along with a breaker bar and a speed wrench for dealing with flat tires. There's no fucking around when you have the right tools for the job. Done and done in 5 minutes or under. In Australia, the less time you spend outside the vehicle the less likely something venomous will happen upon you. I heard about those venomous barb-tailed marsupial rabbits you have down there. Always on the prowl for stranded motorists.
 
It's my opinion that the OEM jack sets included with vehicles are criminally and negligently dangerous. That shit is scary even for someone who knows their way around under a car. You're never on an ideal surface when you need to use that shit and it's rickety and treacherous enough even on the most optimal surfaces. Fuck that shit.

I keep a small floor jack in the trunk along with a breaker bar and a speed wrench for dealing with flat tires. There's no fucking around when you have the right tools for the job. Done and done in 5 minutes or under. In Australia, the less time you spend outside the vehicle the less likely something venomous will happen upon you. I heard about those venomous barb-tailed marsupial rabbits you have down there. Always on the prowl for stranded motorists.
Kangaroos use their tails to empale unwary motorists via the, as @Graziani always tells us, 'anus'. They put Vlad to shame...

I have two bottle jacks now and will be getting a super low profile one tomorrow. I always carry solid wooden planks about 2' long to act as a base on soft ground and also to adjust height etc. Most useful.

I also have a Ryobi rattle gun 18v which is great, plus a 24" half inch drive bar for extra leverage.

In future I shall be more prepared than ever. Of course, now with new tyres, I won't have to change one for years...
 
Kangaroos use their tails to empale unwary motorists via the, as @Graziani always tells us, 'anus'. They put Vlad to shame...

I have two bottle jacks now and will be getting a super low profile one tomorrow. I always carry solid wooden planks about 2' long to act as a base on soft ground and also to adjust height etc. Most useful.

I also have a Ryobi rattle gun 18v which is great, plus a 24" half inch drive bar for extra leverage.

In future I shall be more prepared than ever. Of course, now with new tyres, I won't have to change one for years...
I had no idea about the anal thing. As if the venomous barbs weren't gruesome enough.
 
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It's not widely known but Steve Irwin's heart was punctured via a stingray barb that entered his anus. The ray was a known identity in the area around that reef and was known as 'well hung'...
What was up with him bum thumbing animals? Did he do it for fun or for science?
 
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