disaster Drunk Driving On Thanksgiving

[Shatterskull]

The driver was elderly and intoxicated.

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Two things that usually do not mix well, At All!! 😂

 

[Shatterskull]

How could someone survive that??? Must have been going at least 70-80 MPH and then coming to a dead stop. Your neck would snap.

You could theoretically survive it, drunk people come out of wrecks killing a family of four but because they're drunk they roll with the impact and even don't get hurt at all sometimes. If you are ridged on impact it can snap bones like tooth picks. Sometimes they might get whiplash but yeah booze saves lives and takes them at the same time and place.... Pretty crazy. 🤔

 

[hedgerow]

The driver was elderly and intoxicated.

personally, there's nothing worse than an old drunk

 

[0perat0r666]

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[CunningLinguist]

personally, there's nothing worse than an old drunk

you obviously have never had a paper cut

 

[hedgerow]

you obviously have never had a paper cut

yes they hurt ... i got one once and put a band-aid (like Queen) tightening the skin against each other and was amazed how quickly the body heals

 

[dildo_swaggins]

He was 90 might have something to do with this but hey I'm no detective.... .Wait is a 90 even legal to Drive?!😯

official police-report: he was getting a blowjob after he left the bar. Hit the gas when he nutted in her mouth

 

[Shatterskull]

official police-report: he was getting a blowjob after he left the bar. Hit the gas when he nutted in her mouth

That is NOT a crime. This man is Innocent and has his priorities straight. Needs a GoFundMe set up for his Legal Defence. 🤔

 

[Amata]

Back story, happened in Los Gatos, California:



Quote: 90 year old driver crashes a car into a coffee shop in Los Gatos

For story details, watch the video, spoken and textual.