Crime Pervert Rubs Junk On Unsuspecting Female

[Jizdrop1]

When she finished work later on and her partner pics her up and gives her a cuddle. "Fuck me mingeeater,wash yer hair it stinks of cheese did a baby honk it's guts up on you today love"?

 

[LurancyVenom]

😁 I’m a woman and I was just kidding

I’m a woman and I wasn’t.

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

I’m a woman and I wasn’t.

Calm down, Sandy.

 

[Bonkers]

BLAP
Refers to the sound that a males penis makes when he hits it against a female face
"She was talking too much so I blapped her"

 

[PokeyCactus]

BLAP
Refers to the sound that a males penis makes when he hits it against a female face
"She was talking too much so I blapped her"

This was one of the last things my ex did to me when I decided to file for divorce. The very last straw was when I caught him entering the back door at 4AM smelling of cunt and I asked him if he was out fucking. I called my attorney that morning and, long story short, I got mad but I got even and receive a VERY nice settlement. My attorney was worth her weight in gold! 🙌🏼🎉😄

 

[68G0regrishfan]

You dirty dirty Indian
No wonder everyone hates them.
They're so disgusting

Prolly stinks like curry 🍛