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Space Rocket blows up?

Latest reports from CNN indicate the Artimus II has been attacked and boarded by a martian. The alien is said to be holding the crew hostage and is demanding a ransom of 1 million foreskins for their release. President Trump has stated he has reached out to Israel in an attempt to make a deal to appease the creature, and vowes to retaliate with "all available Earthly means" should the crew of the American spacecraft be harmed.
 
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Latest reports from CNN indicate the Artimus II has been attacked and boarded by a martian. The alien is said to be holding the crew hostage and is demanding a ransom of 1 million foreskins for their release. President Trump has stated he has reached out to Israel in an attempt to make a deal to appease the creature, and vowes to retaliate with "all available Earthly means" should the crew of the American spacecraft be harmed.
R E A L L Y !? omg, 💅
 
Latest reports from CNN indicate the Artimus II has been attacked and boarded by a martian. The alien is said to be holding the crew hostage and is demanding a ransom of 1 million foreskins for their release. President Trump has stated he has reached out to Israel in an attempt to make a deal to appease the creature, and vowes to retaliate with "all available Earthly means" should the crew of the American spacecraft be harmed.
India are donating to the cause and have offered 10cents a piece for anyone willing to forego their foreskin - (removal may involve a little sucking by the collection team)
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