For those of you that play chess.

[K.I.T.T.]

Discovered this crazy chess app today, and it's much more challenging and fun than I thought it would be.

Really Bad Chess is the name of it. Found it in the Google Play store.

 

[Smokey_Felton]

I'll take the black pieces. I will make them win with my Marxist Charm.

 

[Smooby]

Hmm weird. Clicking this thread landed me on my mom's Facebook page.

 

[tonyninetoes]

Looks like its only got 15 downloads

 

[miketeevee13]

I still sometimes play Chess Master on my old GameBoy.

 

[K.I.T.T.]

Looks like its only got 15 downloads

Looks like you've only got nine toes.

 

[master shake]

Discovered this crazy chess app today, and it's much more challenging and fun than I thought it would be.

Really Bad Chess is the name of it. Found it in the Google Play store.


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I might have to check this out. I still don't know how to play chess, lol. People tell me that I should learn because I'm all smart and she-it

 

[master shake]

I still sometimes play Chess Master on my old GameBoy.

Well, I heard you like to play with your bishop all of the time.

 

[Gevurah]

Discovered this crazy chess app today, and it's much more challenging and fun than I thought it would be.

Really Bad Chess is the name of it. Found it in the Google Play store.


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So I picked up playin' chess when I was in the pen, right? And what you're on about is called Fischer Random Chess, invented by that mad lad Bobby Fischer himself. Except some melts call it Chess960 'cause they reckon Bobby went full tinfoil-hat, off-his-trolley batshit, and they don't wanna give the poor fella any credit.

Either way, it's boss that, 'cause it chucks all them memorised openings straight in the bin. You can't just copy some grandmaster's homework no more, you've actually got to use your noggin from move one.

 

[K.I.T.T.]

So I picked up playin' chess when I was in the pen, right? And what you're on about is called Fischer Random Chess, invented by that mad lad Bobby Fischer himself. Except some melts call it Chess960 'cause they reckon Bobby went full tinfoil-hat, off-his-trolley batshit, and they don't wanna give the poor fella any credit.

Either way, it's boss that, 'cause it chucks all them memorised openings straight in the bin. You can't just copy some grandmaster's homework no more, you've actually got to use your noggin from move one.

I'm familiar with Fischer Random Chess, and this isn't it. Fischer's method only randomized the position of the chessmen along the back row.

Really Bad Chess randomizes the quantity and position of ALL the chessmen. Look at those pictures again. You could start a match with seven bishops, or ten kings. It's a lot of fun!

 

[Gevurah]

I'm familiar with Fischer Random Chess, and this isn't it. Fischer's method only randomized the position of the chessmen along the back row.

Really Bad Chess randomizes the quantity and position of ALL the chessmen. Look at those pictures again. You could start a match with seven bishops, or ten kings. It's a lot of fun!

Oi, that's my bad, lad, that's just pure chaos, that is. Seven bishops and ten kings? Might as well tip the board over and start lobbin' the pieces at each other.

Sounds boss that, honestly. Proper mental. Just pure anarchy. I'd probably still lose, but I'd have a laugh doin' it.

 

[K.I.T.T.]

Oi, that's my bad, lad, that's just pure chaos, that is. Seven bishops and ten kings? Might as well tip the board over and start lobbin' the pieces at each other.

Sounds boss that, honestly. Proper mental. Just pure anarchy. I'd probably still lose, but I'd have a laugh doin' it.

I like that every match is completely random, but there are also challenges available where you can see how you score against other people playing the same board setup. Give it a try, I think you'll enjoy it.

That's an interesting 'accent', btw. Where you from?

Nevermind, Liverpool lol.

 

[miketeevee13]

Well, I heard you like to play with your bishop all of the time.

He’s a cool chess piece, even though he can only move diagonally he can cause…… wait a minute!, you’re talking about my dick!!
Thats wrong dude, and it also hurts my feelings!
But your right though 😃🍆😄

 

[Pangolin777]

I might have to check this out. I still don't know how to play chess, lol. People tell me that I should learn because I'm all smart and she-it

You kind of have to be smart to play chess. It's mainly a strategic game. I love chess 😁

 

[master shake]

You kind of have to be smart to play chess. It's mainly a strategic game. I love chess 😁

I am pretty smart, I just never had a board, time, or anyone to play with

 

[K.I.T.T.]

I am pretty smart, I just never had a board, time, or anyone to play with

That's an excellent excuse, stick with that one!🤣

 

[Super Kirbo]

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I'll take the black pieces. I will make them win with my Marxist Charm.

 

[methedup77]

Well, I heard you like to play with your bishop all of the time.

Likes to polish it I hear

 

[KingElvis]

This is like the bi-polar version of chess

 

[LINK2]

The local slag wanted me to fuck her about 6 weeks ago and I turned her down. So she asked me if I wanted to play chess instead. I haven't got a fucking clue about the game at all, so she kicked me out of her house out of frustration. The other night she was round mine and she was horny, but took my friend back to hers to fuck him. He got up the next morning and he was playing chess with her. Chess be fucked...