bizarre Trying to bring back drowning victim

[Lord Gutsy]

New technique

 

[j.f.🔎]

I can imagine the doctor saying "Drowned?!? Are you sure?!? It's looks like the only adult case of shaken baby syndrome I've ever seen."

 

[Prince 👑 Harming]

CPR is gay 😐

 

[AdaBull]

I think he swallowed a coin

 

[tezzy]

its called the Geppetto technique.

 

[LUNATIC666]

i don`t think it will work

 

[Ward Cleaver]

Neither blacks or half-breeds should ever attempt to swim. Swimming is for White people only.

Look at Olympic swimmers, they're all White...no blacks or half-breeds...they can't swim.

Regards,
-Ward

 

[j.f.🔎]

I think he swallowed a coin

Are they Jews?

 

[j.f.🔎]

Neither blacks or half-breeds should ever attempt to swim. Swimming is for White people only.

Look at Olympic swimmers, they're all White...no blacks or half-breeds...they can't swim.

Regards,
-Ward

I'm white af Ward and I can't swim.

 

[Ward Cleaver]

I'm White af Ward and I can't swim.

But because you're White, I could teach you to swim Jessica.
I could even drown-proof you.

But negroes can't be taught to swim, they can't even float...they just flail their arms and panic.

That's the reason why there are no negro Navy SEALS.

Regards,
-Ward

 

[Ward Cleaver]

@Jessica Fletcher. 🔎

This is drown-proofing Jessica. Ankles tied together, and wrists zip-tied behind the back.

A negro wouldn't even attempt it.

It's truly all mental...the key is to stay calm and not panic.

Regards,
-Ward

 

[j.f.🔎]

@Jessica Fletcher. 🔎

This is drown-proofing Jessica. Ankles tied together, and wrists zip-tied behind the back.

A negro wouldn't even attempt it.

It's truly all mental...the key is to stay calm and not panic.

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Regards,
-Ward

Surely that's how they taught black people to swim back in the 50s? Especially if they had been looking at white women.

 

[CunningLinguist]

CPR is gay 😐

That was not CPR. Your uncle is a liar and a fag!

 

[FUSRODAAAAAH]

But did it work?

 

[REDRUM616]

New technique

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Haha his head is bobbin.

 

[Ward Cleaver]

But did it work?

Yes, drown-proofing definitely works.

You feel as comfortable in 6 feet of water as you do in 60 feet.

I have zero fear of ever drowning...it just can't happen...but I have a profound respect for sharks.

Regards,
-Ward

 

[Ward Cleaver]

But did it work?

It does indeed work.

A Master Chief once told me...
"BUD/S Makes No One "Tough"...It Just Weeds Out Those Who Aren't."

Regards,
-Ward

 

[thebigshow]

I like how no one there knows seems to have a single brain cell at resuscitation

 

[pitoduoro]

gray's anatomy philippines version